Thread: Males only

Once again, I shall forever regret showing him that goat lady picture.

I just assumed he was asexual....

That'd be scary cause soon we will have millions of Werburns on the forums.

The following day on the newbie forum:

WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll:
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?

Originally posted by Aphius+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Aphius)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-A Lost Soul

I believe you. Work one night at the lab, and you'll believe me too. I won't get into the details here, but let's just say that there are some very... er... unhealthy people out there.

Hey Lost Soul, have you ever seen anything unnatural?
Like anything REALLY wierd processing peoples photos? If so... Do tell! [/b]

Off topic a bit: I'm assuming you mean, like, ghosts and stuff? I haven't seen anything like that yet. Unexplained color phenominon, yes, but that can always be blamed on the camera or the film or something. Crime scenes, yes. Sex, yes, lots of it. Strange fetishes, yes. Small penii (lol), yes. In fact, I have yet to see a picture of an average or large penis. All the guys that take pictures of their junk probably do so to prevent themselves from forgetting it's there. Now, there's small (and that's ok fellas! Remember: it's what you do with it) and then there's pitiful. I'm talking penii so small that you find yourself going "is this a guy or a girl?"

We did have some nice pictures of a male stripper come through the fab a few months ago. Production screeched to a halt for about fifteen minutes as all the women in the lab gathered around to drool. Needless to say, we don't see many photos of nice-looking guys. It always seems to be the ugly motherf#*$&ers that think they're porn stars.

*sigh*

*Pats Lost Soul on the back*

It's Ok. Their small junk can't hurt you here.

HAHAHA! Lost Soul is safe. HAHAHA!





EDIT: Capitalization error.

Originally posted by WerBurN
The following day on the newbie forum:

WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll: * *
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?

Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-WerBurN

The following day on the newbie forum:

WerBurN1: hi
WerBurN2: hi also
WerBurN3: wow, so many people like me!
WerBurN4: i love this place!
WerBurN5: hey, some similar minds!
WerBurN6: this place rocks
WerBurN1: hey, look, im gonna post more than you
WerBurN3: not if i post more than you first...er faster...morer
WerBurN5: ha! im already at 16 posts!
WerBurN2: how?
WerBurN5: well, i prettymuch just compied that loser Lowercase Society...just post after any post that it seems even semi appropraite!
WerBurN6: thats underhanded!
WerBurN4: I like it!
Paperdoll: wtf is all this? gah! more postwhore losers!
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN clones in order to keep forum sane*
real WerBurN:NOOO! my babies!! what have you done!?
*Paperdoll destroys WerBurN*
Everyone else: yay!!!
Paperdoll: * *
Icedawg: has anyone seen my vibrator?

[/b]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THAT IS SOOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!

Just imagine the "Adopt Me" thread:

WerBurN: Hi! Adopt me!
WerBurN23: No, adopt me!
WerBurN: Adopt me, he's a faker!
WerBurN12: I want to be adopted!
WerBurN65: Adopt me other all these other fakers
WerBurN32780: HELLO I AM AN INBRED AND I THINK MY BRAIN HAS MELTEDfdsJUFIESUR)WE(
WerBurN43595046: ADOPT JEW)T W$UN) R$WE BITCFIEWFEWUIO!H!
WerBurN436: They are all fakers, adopt me
WerBurN6908498075480879: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOPT IOPWERT$WEPO NMEWIR NWE ME!
Newbie: Hi, I would like to be adopted.
WerBurN: NO I WAS HERE FIRST
WerBurN43543535: YEAH GO AWAY NEWBIE
WerBurN359309039-431: WE ARE THE COOLEZIT

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I'd adopt all of them, cause they're my babies! ;p

Originally posted by WerBurN
I'd adopt all of them, cause they're my babies! ;p

is it just me or does that sound really creepy.

don't worry....it kind of does

I love young boys

Im just wondering here when how do you measure? The erected, or flacid? Heh.

erect of course... i'm glad to see we're back onto the penis topic. lets all thank ffx-dreamz for hashing up naughty memories.

Hmm..I didn't measure mine erect...

I remember this thread. I still haven't voted because I still haven't measured.

I'll let you know how long mine is as soon as I remember where I put the map.

"It's not how much, it's how you use it."

Originally posted by Kaniaz
Just imagine the \"Adopt Me\" thread:

WerBurN: Hi! Adopt me!
WerBurN23: No, adopt me!
WerBurN: Adopt me, he's a faker!
WerBurN12: I want to be adopted!
WerBurN65: Adopt me other all these other fakers
WerBurN32780: HELLO I AM AN INBRED AND I THINK MY BRAIN HAS MELTEDfdsJUFIESUR)WE(
WerBurN43595046: ADOPT JEW)T W$UN) R$WE BITCFIEWFEWUIO!H!
WerBurN436: They are all fakers, adopt me
WerBurN6908498075480879: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOPT IOPWERT$WEPO NMEWIR NWE ME!
Newbie: Hi, I would like to be adopted.
WerBurN: NO I WAS HERE FIRST
WerBurN43543535: YEAH GO AWAY NEWBIE
WerBurN359309039-431: WE ARE THE COOLEZIT

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I begining to believe I have unleashed hell with this all.

9 inches, but it actually runs in my family on my Dads side. My uncle told me about it, my two brothers have mentioned it. My dad must be hung like a horse!

\"It's not how much, it's how you use it.\"[/b]

true. But just imagine what you can do with skills AND size.

i've been told by many girls that size can hurt... and not in the good way... in the way where too big and you can't get much movement in there. just something i've heard.

Oh yes that can definately be a problem. But mostly with the less experienced. Cant even think of fittin that in a virgin. Luckily my girlfriend loves it.