Thread: You know you are cool when

Originally Posted by Vex

You know you're cool when you're not him... ^^^^^

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ouch... ur gonna make me cry... an i know im gonna cry if i dont get a double bacon cheeseburger liek now.

You know you're cool when you dangle a double bacon cheeseburger in front of mountian just to watch him cry.

Originally Posted by Vex

You know you're cool when you dangle a double bacon cheeseburger in front of mountian just to watch him cry.
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You made me laugh.

Um.... you know you're cool when no one's telling you otherwise.


.......however, there's still the possibility that others simply aren't telling you for one reason or another, so the previous statement is purely subjective

goddamn! why did you have to mention something like a double bacon cheeseburger at 1130...im so hungry and want it so bad now..

You know you're cool when people give you a name like "Markus Maximus", to which you take a step further and affix a title you've done nothing to earn like "Cavalier Extraordinaire", and go on to introduce yourself as such.

Originally Posted by nameless;

you know your cool when you secretly use chapstick
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Hahahahaha!

You know you're cool when you read my dream journal.

And send me some money.

Originally Posted by fajam00m00

You know you're cool when you read my dream journal.

And send me some money.
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you know u r cool when u have closeups of the cast of lost in your signature.

u no your cewl wen u spel liek dis

Originally Posted by badassbob

u no your cewl wen u spel liek dis
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You know you are a frikkin' moron when you type like that.

You know you're cool when you strap a cat to a skateboard and shove fireworks up it's ass.

lol bob that reminded me of this story (which I doubt is true but you never know) about this guy who liked to stick crayons up a cat's butt because then it would drag its ass along the driveway trying to get it out, making pretty colored lines wherever it went

one of those stories you feel bad for laughing at

You know you're cool when you thought up that joke of cat and peanut buttered sandwiches.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

lol bob that reminded me of this story (which I doubt is true but you never know) about this guy who liked to stick crayons up a cat's butt because then it would drag its ass along the driveway trying to get it out, making pretty colored lines wherever it went

one of those stories you feel bad for laughing at
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Awwww... the story is probably true, btw. I'm sure you could ask Burns for an expert opinion... but damn... that's meeeeean...

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

one of those stories you feel bad for laughing at
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Yeah, I know what you mean.
A coworker of my friend's parents has this older dalmation. After she came home from work she gave it a "cookie" [dog biscuit, I guess]

And it got so freaking excited that it had a heart attack and just died.

"COOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOK--" *THUMP*

Lol. I'm a bad person, I laughed.

Originally Posted by Courtney

Lol. I'm a bad person, I laughed.
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haha me too

You know you're cool when someone obsessively claims to have allegedly dream killed you.

Originally Posted by Vex

You know you're cool when someone obsessively claims to have allegedly dream killed you.

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you know u r cool when you have no concern for the health, life, or well being of common household pets... cats, for instance.

Originally Posted by mountain

you know u r cool when you have no concern for the health, life, or well being of common household pets... cats, for instance.
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Hey, any demented 5 year old can maim and kill a cat.

You'd never be able to handle the dream visage of the real me.




You know you're cool when you can take your sweet ol time getting around to dream slaughtering annoying creatures that name themselves after piles of brainless rock.

Originally Posted by nameless;

you know your cool when you get into techno music
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u know ur cool when u have more freinds then randomly chosen dreamviews members.

You know you're cool when all/none of your socks match.

you know you're cool when its 5am in the damn morning. I need to sleep.

You know you are cool when you don't have to make topics to let people list what makes you cool. OH SNAP.

You know you're cool when you can back-glide like Jacko.

You know you're cool when you can watch disney cartoons without hiding behind the sofa in fear.

you know you're cool when you can win a game of Connect One.