Thread: I have a big problem...

ha yeah I know... it looks like milk left out too long. Dont even want to know what it tastes like.

I don't get why guys want girls to swallow all the time.. who the hell cares???

lol banned

lol great thread....its funny to see how many guys pee in the shower...make sure you wash yourself after that, or else you'll smell of pee coming out of the shower...GROSSS ew

or, just dont pee there...

Heres what I do, I wakeup...walk around the house, watch a little tv...and in about 4-5 minutes I can finally go sit down properly & pee without nearly snapping mr. annoying downstairs in half trying to aim it lol...

Honestly though, whoever said that earlier, was right about men having the short straw, we have this poking giant down below that always seems to get in the godamn way in the most inconvenient times. It gives maybe half the pleasure a girl gets.


Lucky girls, why couldn't i be one lol life sure is fair!

Maybe if reincarnation is real I will deserve a female body next time around, hopefully!

Awesome thread lol.

Although I cannot say I really have this problem... Amd I weird?lol

well for one thing i always pee right before i go to bed, so generally i don't need to go badly in the morning.

Also i usually don't wake up with an erection( maybe cos of above method). IF i do i just lay there for a while until it goes away or if i need the toilet bad i try and think about something sexually nasty to turn me off quickly. Say an obese person naked( unless you like obese people..then think of an anorexic person) or something, some turn off to drain that blood.

Wow, this thread's like, two years old, guys.

Well, since it's been resurrected...I can say with some relief that I don't usually wake up with morning wood. And on the rare occasion that does happen, I just patiently wait for it to go away (or at least until it gets limp enough to aim properly).

And peeing in the shower...well, I aim for the drain, so that most of it never gets to the part of the bathtub floor that everyone stands on, anyway. Hey, at least it's not like when someone pukes into the bathtub because they have a bad habit of shitting at the same time they puke, like a certain family member I know...

I kinda wish I had gotten to this thread when girls were still talking about masturbating in the shower...and the guy with lots of smut videos...I'da liked a piece of that action, dammit!