Ok...so I drank Way too f'cking much last night...

[Oneironaut Zero]

..and I let my friend talk me into going out and shooting my BB guns at like midnight. I've got these two 15-shot repeaters that you can shoot over and over without cocking. Being the complete retards that we are, we set up a plastic water bottle ON THE CONCRETE of my back porch and started shooting at it. At first we were like "Wow, look at the sparks!" as the BB's were ricochetting off of the ground. Buuuut...then we heard some loud crashing from the house across the street. >.> Not sticking around to find out what that sound was, we said "Oh shit" and went back inside. So, this morning, hungover like a mofo, I look out my sliding glass door and see my neighbor cleaning up glass in her driveway, right beneath the MISSING back window of her van. So, hungover, disoriented, and probably reaking like alcohol, I went over and appologized. They thought someone'd purposely targeted their house because the lady's husband is a politician (real nice guy, though) and someone had just smashed a pumpkin up against their door not too long ago. They were glad to see it was an accident, and I offered to pay for it, but they're going to see if their insurance will cover it, first. ...I'm stupid.

[Dangeruss]

haha nicely done O. At least you did the right thing though, so you don't have to worry about it.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Haha. True. They even offered me some strawberries while I was over there. And strawberries, while you're hungover, are the shit.

[CryoDragoon]

purrrrrrrrrrrrr-iceless nice of you to apologise though... i'm not sure whether i would've done that...

[baronbrocoli]

You did the right thing O, apologizing was the best you could do I think

[jacobo]

you're a much more responsible drunk than some of my friends. two or three weekends ago we started drinking around 9am and by 3pm everyone was beat. one kid fell asleep on the couch... and he started talking in his sleep while we were all watching tv... we kept telling him to shut up but he was too drunk to know/care. so finally this dude pulls out a bb gun and shoots him in the stomach. he freaks out and rolls on the ground holding his stomach. the bb lodged about 1/4 inch into him... but nobody told him who did it. ;D i think he ended up tackling someone for it later that night. it was fun.

[Oneironaut Zero]

you're a much more responsible drunk than some of my friends. two or three weekends ago we started drinking around 9am and by 3pm everyone was beat. one kid fell asleep on the couch... and he started talking in his sleep while we were all watching tv... we kept telling him to shut up but he was too drunk to know/care. so finally this dude pulls out a bb gun and shoots him in the stomach. he freaks out and rolls on the ground holding his stomach. the bb lodged about 1/4 inch into him... but nobody told him who did it. ;D i think he ended up tackling someone for it later that night. it was fun. [/b] LMFAO...holy shit.

[DuB]

Heh, I thought this was going to be about the epic alcohol-fueled dreams you had early the next morning . But seriously, what kind of BB gun can break a car window?! wow!

[Oneironaut Zero]

But seriously, what kind of BB gun can break a car window?! wow! [/b] Not only that, but AFTER ricochetting off of the concrete and travelling a good 30 yards across the street! They are CO2 powered, but Damn. Who'd have thought? Haha.

[Burns]

Haha, your richocheting BB pellet reminds me of the time I tried shooting a big spider out of the doorway of a barn. It richocheted off the rafters and shot me in the thigh! Unfortunately it doesn't take a lot of brain power to operate a BB gun.

[Oneironaut Zero]

LOL. Oh yeah. That's happened to me a long time ago. Damn BB bounced off a peice of metal in a fence, came back and shot me in the chest. :l Luckily that one was a spring-loaded gun. A CO2 shot would have hurt like a sum'bitch. Haha. You know...if I'd pay more attention to some of the stuff I'd learned from geometry class, shit like this wouldn't happen. Lol. Who'd have thought that attention to angles would matter in anything else but art and playing pool???

[King and God]

Well, you couldn't really think straight since you were drunk I suppose. Good that you apologized and offered to pay for the damages, though.

[Tornado Joe]

When are you kids ever gonna learn...... You'll shoot yer eye out!!!

[Oneironaut Zero]

Hahaha @ TJ. I f'ckin Love that movie.

[FunkyMonk]

Hey, its cool of you to have the guts to admit what happened. I don't think too many people would do that. Honestly, if a neighbor broke a window in my car and actually came, apologized, and offered to pay for it, I'd probably respect him even more than I did before.

[OpheliaBlue]

damn man...I'm glad one didn't ricochet and peg you in the eye dude! crazy ass drunk head Hahaha @ TJ. I f'ckin Love that movie. [/b] here here!

[Oneironaut Zero]

Honestly, if a neighbor broke a window in my car and actually came, apologized, and offered to pay for it, I'd probably respect him even more than I did before. [/b] Thanks, man. That's what it's all about. I mean consider the alternative. I could have just acted like I had nothing to do with it, then what? I'd feel the guilt of knowing I did something that stupid and wasn't man enough to fess up to it. My neighbors would go on thinking their kids could be in danger (they have 5 children who are outside a lot) since people are going around firing BB's at their house. They'd be worried about who it was targetting the house, which they'd never have closure on, because there would be no one to confess, and every time I'd look them in the eyes, I'd have to know that I was the one that broke their window. On the flip side, all I had to lose by telling the truth (since they didn't make me pay for it, of course, which would have been deserved, anyway) was a few minutes of dignity, but not only did I gain s'more respect from them, but I got strawberries. crazy ass drunk head [/b] Haha. Love me for what I am.

[Burns]

I mean consider the alternative. I could have just acted like I had nothing to do with it, then what? I'd feel the guilt of knowing I did something that stupid and wasn't man enough to fess up to it. My neighbors would go on thinking their kids could be in danger (they have 5 children who are outside a lot) since people are going around firing BB's at their house. They'd be worried about who it was targetting the house, which they'd never have closure on, because there would be no one to confess, and every time I'd look them in the eyes, I'd have to know that I was the one that broke their window. On the flip side, all I had to lose by telling the truth (since they didn't make me pay for it, of course, which would have been deserved, anyway) was a few minutes of dignity, but not only did I gain s'more respect from them, but I got strawberries. [/b] Yeah, you definitely did the right thing. Many people wouldn't of had the balls to admit to it. All around a win-win situation when you just admit your mistake and move on. You deserve a cookie (and not in a sarcastic way)

[Limitz]

You own hard. Like that's funny that the window broke and stuff but you were like "NO WAI MAN!" and you offered to fix it! That's hardcore. That'd make a cool movie starring Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, and Pierce Brosnan. The theme song can be like some hardcore screaming in the background, with some ninja wailing on a guitar as you're like "I'LL PAY FOR IT!!! WAKAKAKA" and they're liek "NOZ! OUR INSURANCE SHOULD COVER IT!!! WOOT WOOT!" And then like the car blows up! and there's like a guy in a helicopter and some totally badass chase scene where you (Whoopi Goldberg) pull yourself up onto the helicopter and scalp the pilot. TOTALLY HARDCORE!

[SKA]

..and I let my friend talk me into going out and shooting my BB guns at like midnight. I've got these two 15-shot repeaters that you can shoot over and over without cocking. Being the complete retards that we are, we set up a plastic water bottle ON THE CONCRETE of my back porch and started shooting at it. At first we were like "Wow, look at the sparks!" as the BB's were ricochetting off of the ground. Buuuut...then we heard some loud crashing from the house across the street. >.> Not sticking around to find out what that sound was, we said "Oh shit" and went back inside. So, this morning, hungover like a mofo, I look out my sliding glass door and see my neighbor cleaning up glass in her driveway, right beneath the MISSING back window of her van. So, hungover, disoriented, and probably reaking like alcohol, I went over and appologized. They thought someone'd purposely targeted their house because the lady's husband is a politician (real nice guy, though) and someone had just smashed a pumpkin up against their door not too long ago. They were glad to see it was an accident, and I offered to pay for it, but they're going to see if their insurance will cover it, first. ...I'm stupid. [/b] Oh well BBguns are fun. And You weren't too drunk. Like people I USED TO (&#33 hang out with would start a party arounda campfire with booze. And always ended up going into the nearest neighborhood and thrash peoples stuff Deliberately. At least your action was an accident. Some people get completely retarded and start behaving like berzerk brute cavemen. It's why I'd rather smoke pot around the Campfire And the RARE occasion I DO drink I know when my Body says STOP! No more... Strange that Alcohol is considered such a ''common'' and ''normal'' drug while pot is seen as bad ass drugs and gets put into the same cathegory as crack by most people. They should BAN alcohol and Legalise Weed: You'll NEVER ever have people become a PEST to their enviroment when they're Really really Stoned where as Really DRUNK people generally tend to be agressive and cause alot of trouble

[Oneironaut Zero]

Word. Yeah, I've never really been the beligerent drunk. I'm a little more easy to piss off, but even then I'm pretty much able to handle myself. I never really understood people who get a few drinks under their belt and feel they have nothing better to do than to go around and start a bunch of shit. I know just where you're coming from.

[SKA]

Word. Yeah, I've never really been the beligerent drunk. I'm a little more easy to piss off, but even then I'm pretty much able to handle myself. I never really understood people who get a few drinks under their belt and feel they have nothing better to do than to go around and start a bunch of shit. I know just where you're coming from. [/b] Well I said that Legalize Weed part more for you people In America. I live in The Netherlands. Policy Allows ''Coffeeshops'' to sell hash and weed. real good stuff too ( Snoop Dogg, Grandfather of all Potsmokers, passed out after smoking 1 joint of Dutch Weed ) Now I drink..SOMETIMES when there's really a party and I like to get buzzed out: I prefer wine then since it brings a relaxing calm buzz. And as for now. I think I'll roll another Hashi, or should I roll a Joint? I've got both weed N hash so I think I'll roll a mix

[Jess]

Snoop Dogg, Grandfather of all Potsmokers, passed out after smoking 1 joint of Dutch Weed [/b] Wow, I didn't know that! That makes me feel better about an...experience in Holland, almost proud even!