The Most Painful Thing On Earth

[Hominus Feralis]

the basic idea of this thread is to think of the nastiest, most painful thing on earth and post it here. It can also be the worst way to die, like being buried alive. Some rules. What you post can only be a single event. Ex. it cant be "being boiled to death in spiked pot while people shove bamboo shutes up your fingernails" Just keep it simple. For me. I would have to say being flayed alive and then being put in a bathtub of boiling lemon juice and alcohol.

[badassbob]

Burning alive, with your face being melted with a blowtorch, and your toenails and fingernails being peeled off with pliers, with your hips elbows and shoulders being shattered to pieces with sledge hammers, and people digging out your eyes with spoons, and your balls in a vice.

[NeAvO]

All of that seems painful but for me I think drowning is the worst. Its simple sure but suffocating in cold water with the water going into your mouth and choking you seems more horrible. Btw what a happy thread

[MSG]

can we post pics !?!?

[Oneironaut Zero]

Haha. I used to love playing this game back in school. Mine was always: Going down a huge slide, like a waterslide, but after you've had a few yards to slide and gather momentum, the plastic shell of the water slide comes to a section where it is nothing but razorblades, like the small, square, pocket razors, angled upward toward you, in rows that continue all the way to the bottom of the slide, including all the twists, turns and everything - just basically cheese grating yourself on these razors, tumbling and sliding, all the way down - before splashing down into a giant vat of like vinegar or rubbing alcohol or something like that. Ugh. Anybody else's skin crawling?

[badassbob]

Going down a huge slide, like a waterslide, but after you've had a few yards to slide and gather momentum, the plastic shell of the water slide comes to a section where it is nothing but razorblades, like the small, square, pocket razors, angled upward toward you, in rows that continue all the way to the bottom of the slide, including all the twists, turns and everything - just basically cheese grating yourself on these razors, tumbling and sliding, all the way down - before splashing down into a giant vat of like vinegar or rubbing alcohol or something like that. Ugh. Anybody else's skin crawling? [/b] Uh...Yeah! This is the worst one so far. It's painful to think about.

[NeAvO]

Haha. I used to love playing this game back in school. Mine was always: Going down a huge slide, like a waterslide, but after you've had a few yards to slide and gather momentum, the plastic shell of the water slide comes to a section where it is nothing but razorblades, like the small, square, pocket razors, angled upward toward you, in rows that continue all the way to the bottom of the slide, including all the twists, turns and everything - just basically cheese grating yourself on these razors, tumbling and sliding, all the way down - before splashing down into a giant vat of like vinegar or rubbing alcohol or something like that. Ugh. Anybody else's skin crawling? [/b] Lol, that reminds me of the film "final destination".

[badassbob]

Lol, that reminds me of the film "final destination". [/b] I think that's a popular one because they talk about sliding down a banister of razorblades on "Red Surf".

[ilovefrootloopz]

Speaking of razors, getting someone to cut gashes all over your body and then force you to jump in the dead sea.

[Oneironaut Zero]

I think that's a popular one because they talk about sliding down a banister of razorblades on "Red Surf". [/b] Never saw all of Final Destination (only bits and peices of the first two. The highway scene was awesome, and the chick getting hit by the bus just out of fucking Nowhere?? Haha. Classic.) but damn, that banister would suck, too.

[badassbob]

Yeah, it would draw attention to the...uh...genital area.

[Hominus Feralis]

how about smoking youself to death with marijuana. I dont even know if that is possible, but it would be fun until you started dying. How about eating shards of glass. THAT WOULD HURT!!!!!!!!!& #33;!

[FreshBrains]

I remember doing this once in school... First, having cornrows scraped into your skin with sharp forks - over every single inch of your body. Then having tons of salt rubbed into them, and being thrown into a pit of fire ants, and having battery acid being poured into the pit.

[Hominus Feralis]

how about sticking an AK-47 up your asshole and pulling the trigger. And then pouring salt in your eyes. That gives me the hibbly gibblys just thinking about it. *hibbly gibblys: an uncomfortable, nervous, shaking feeling aquired by hearing, seeing, or feeling something repulsive and/or nasty.

[Ynot]

hey, guys lets get some realism here not least cause any *massive* trauma will make the body's pain receptors shut off I vote for - standing on an upturned plug - sitting on your bollocks or - rapid dry shaving, as you've run out of shaving cream, and your already late for work

[Hominus Feralis]

i did some "rapid dry-shaving" as a bet once. I did it, lost a liter of blood, and gained 10$, which i then used to buy a dime bag of MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!& #33; ..................it was well worth it

[Ynot]

i did some "rapid dry-shaving" as a bet once. I did it, lost a liter of blood, and gained 10$, which i then used to buy a dime bag of MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!& #33; ..................it was well worth it [/b] you, sir, need a job I now have a cupboard shelf soley dedicated to shaving cream following that event

[Hominus Feralis]

man, im a freshman in college. I dont need no fuckin work. Trying to find weed in this fuckin dry ass town takes as much work as a job does. ...Damnit

[AlternateReality]

getting slowly pushed into a bed of nails

[Umbrasquall]

Actually if the nails are evenly spaced nothing would happen. I've heard if you put salt onto your arm and press icecubes against it it hurts and leaves a scar.

[Waite]

how about, feet first through a giant deli slicer

[Oneironaut Zero]

how about, feet first through a giant deli slicer [/b] Ok, yeah. That would suck. ^^^^

[AirRick101]

being ass-raped by flaming demons with very large penis's [/b] LOL, can you say hentai?

[Neruo]

LOL, can you say hentai? [/b] lol - I wonder, alot of drug give you a good feeling, can't they 'invent' a drug that makes you as miserable as one can be? Otherwise, pulling fingernails, electro-shocking scrotum, inserting needels into an opened eye, putting some cool bugs (like ticks or something that reproduces fast) into ones ear-channel, inserting concrete in the nose (alot) and let it harden, inserting concrete in the rectum and let it harden, inserting a cattipillar into ones penis, replacing ones knee-joints with an iron one with spikes and making the person run, pulling out ones tongue, placing a CO2 canister with a timer in a persons stomach and like impale the person ye' good ol' turkish way: Enter though the anus, avoid hitting any vital organs and leave though the mouth, then let the person burn in the sun for a few days till he dies; That would be a pretty shitty way to die... I guess. Rather that then being raped by a white woman that grabs his crotch all the time.

[badassbob]

A general beat to death would probably be bad enough. Seriously though, imagine someone smacking you in the stomach with a bat whilst you're laying in a ball on the floor. They keep hitting you until you actually die. I wonder how long that would actually take...actually it probably wouldn't take all that long...I dunno.