Tasmania! Someone get an island near tasmania... that place has loads of islands in between Tassy and Victoria... and it wouldn't cost much either. Don't forget, the air is cleaner and the water is pure down there!

If ya still worried about money and want it to be tropical, ask the asian authorities for their zillions of isalnds they never use. Asian country = cheap island. We can have it far away from mainland china so there won't be tourists/chinese explorers/video game adventures..... but malaria kind of exists... unless we wipe out all mossies! We have complete control over which animal lives... and which ones live longer.

P.S. Our Jester can be Kaniaz. Ska can be our psychologist. Everyone knows what Hominus will do. Have Darth Dallas teach us aboutt the force. Kidnap Stephen LaBerge, Icedawg and Q while ur at it.

P.P.S. Is Hysteria Paperdoll? Why does everyone call him paperdoll?