Post any and all quotes you have ever heard that made you laugh your ass off. They can be from movies, tv shows, your friends, or hell, maybe something you said.

Teenage Girl: "My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but its my body! I should be able to do whatever i want with it"

Cartman: "Yea, my mom gives me shit sometimes, and i tell her to shut her hole or else i'll kick her in the NUTZ!!!"

Cartman's mom: "Eric, pookums, time for mommy to tuck you in with your snuggle-bears for night-night!!!!"

Cartman: "......................cuuuuuming muuuuuuuuuuuumm"

*the treehouse episode of south park*

Kenny's mom: "YOU LAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER" (she hits kennys dad in the head)

Cartman: "Now the first thing to do in domestic disturbances like this one is to just calm everybody down................RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!!"

*chicken lover episode of south park where cartman is a cop*