Here I am, sitting on my floor and loaded with coffee typing this message into my laptop at 6:30am. Only four and a half hours ago I went to bed and two hours before that I was getting off of work. I'm due at work at 8:00am. It's a blessing that an hour is gained on such a night, that is, it would have been a blessing if I had remembered. By the time I did remember, I had already funneled coffee down my throat beerbong style.

So, to quote Homer Simpsons: "first time I've ever been early for work. Except for all those daylight savings days. Lousy farmers."