Well, I'm not married, but when... *oops* IF I do get married, and IF I manage to convince my betrothed to allow me to choose the song (in itself an admirable accoumplisment), what song would I have? Easy!!!!

Tchaikovsky's 1812 (With real cannons firing red roses and white lillies. Like, gunpowder and everything. It's probably turn the roses into mulch, but hey, what the hell... It's crazy russian cannons!!&#33 And the dudes firing the cannons would be wearing beefeater hats and playing trumpets.