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    1. 05-14-2007 05:27 AM #1
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      I though i might share something funny, and sexy.

      This is a poem someone wrote about Miranda Kerr

      http://www2.victoriassecret.com/imag...vw/V263958.jpg










      I write poem for my love that she is…




      I would love to toss her salad
      and have her toss mine
      After that I would sing her old Metallica balad
      and force feed her some wine
      then we could get drunk together
      waiting for my rod to come alive
      and then she could kiss my sack
      and have a pizza with chives.









      ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
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    2. 05-14-2007 05:31 AM #2
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      Have you gone insane today...?
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    3. 05-14-2007 05:39 AM #3
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      ROFL no! Silly Goose! lol okay that should clear thizangs up
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    4. 05-14-2007 07:51 AM #4
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      You found that funny? What are you...ten?
      My Dream Journal: Into the Rabbit Hole
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    5. 05-14-2007 12:20 PM #5
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      HAHAHA







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    6. 05-14-2007 02:11 PM #6
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      " then we could get drunk together "

      That explains alot...
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    7. 05-15-2007 12:10 AM #7
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      Do you know what tossing salad is?


      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
      Look out on a summers day,
      with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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    8. 05-15-2007 03:51 AM #8
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      You need to chillax! And yes it doesn't mean to literally "toss salad." who do you think i am!? Urethra Franklin?
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    9. 05-15-2007 09:32 AM #9
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      I want a salad

      black olives mmmm
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