Men Strike Back!

**Clairity** · 05-18-2007 03:15 PM

Men Strike Back! (Guys, this is for you!)

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None... it should be opened when she brings it.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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I married "Miss Right".
I just didn't know her first name was "Always".

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a "Wedding Cake".

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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head, a beer gut, and still think they're sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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