ok...Two 70 year old men with a pocket full of viagra walk into a whore house and request two ladies for the evening. The madame of the house instructs one of her girls to just give them acouple of blow up dolls, because they're old and wont know the difference.
The two men go to their separate rooms for the night with their dolls and have their fun.
The next morning they wake up and talk about their nights with eachother..The one old guy says " I think my girl was dead, she just layed their all night".
The second guy says "I think mine was a witch, I bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window"
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