Thread: The Cave....The Terrible Cave

The question has been raised before if there existed a secret forum... I have concluded that there is not one secret forum, but three. One for the Moderators, One for the Admins, and one for the removed threads.

I too was once a great towering forum Admin who stood watching over his precious articles, banning whomever defied the sacred rules. One day the root Administrator, a convicted felon, cruelly cast me down to the position of Super Moderator. Not because I myself broke the rules, but simply because he didn't like me being an Administrator as I was far too outspoken and opinionated. Never once did I abuse my power. When I questioned him about this, he refused to answer. When I continued to question his decision, he downgraded me to a normal member. Many PMs were sent between us, I ended up angering him to the extent that he threatened to hack my computer and implant a Secfubar. The only defense against this was the meatspace's law enforcement agencies, but I could not risk my precious computer. Eventually things evened out and the threat cleared once more. Now I still lurk on the forums that were once mine, plotting my revenge....

But that isn't what this thread is about. In the time I had admin powers, I was access to two secret forums which we called the Admin cave and the other Moderator cave. The Moderator cave was just a place for moderators to discuss forum activities. The Admin cave, however, was a terrible, terrible place. A place where the rules didn't apply. The root admin, that son of a bitch, did things like embed the 2girls1cup video and post lemon party. He also gave instructions on how to make various types of explosives and bombs. And then there were....other things...which, if not for his criminal past, could have gotten the feds on his ass if discovered.

No doubt in my mind we have secret forums here too. I pray that they are not as corrupted as the one that the sick, demented root admin I used to call a friend pumped evil things into.