Originally posted by adidas
haha i scored a 17. i suppose it is time for my daily sacrificial lamb ceremony. you see i go to the store and buy lamb chops and count chocula... then i put it all into a bowl and dance around it in a provocative and sexual manner while violently shaking my head to the music so i can better communicate with my lord and savior lucifer... and above all this i express an interest in sex... the ultimate no-no. everyone knows, from the pope down to the alter boy, that sex is the worst thing in the world and we would all be a lot better off if nobody had sex, ever again.