Thread: Bow Ties - How to make yourself look like a tryhard clown

Wow, bow ties, what can be said about them?
Well, when you wear one, you'll look so amazingly stupid most people will find it superfluous to make jokes about them even behind your back. Care to feel like somebody who actually matters to anyone? Care to feel mature?
Well, why not do this fucking thing to one another:

Good job, now you're a full grown man. It's also a great way to get over an evening without anyone noticing how much of a social failure you are. Now wait to grow some hair on your balls and we might actually take you seriously.


Yeah, who wouldn't want to look like a Christmas present at a business convention? The only difference between you and a Christmas present is that no woman would ever dare to expose what's beneath your bow tie.


And what's up with the recent influx of colorful bow ties? They never looked good and they never will. They make you look like you're desperate for either attention or employment as a clown - neither of which you will achieve. If you're lucky, you might get admitted to the party and spend the rest of the night in solitude. If not, that's the last stupid looking bow tie you'll ever wear.

And now before I get called out on the alleged stylistic "retro" effect of bow ties, let me lay this out before you:

This doesn't make you look either "Business" or "British", it makes you look like a time traveling sack of shit.

Doesn't anyone find this offensive? No tie-righters?

Well not particularly seeing as you basically had your entire argument defeated by a single picture.

I was still being offensive though, wasn't I? Who cares about Bond?

No, but you're still a retard. So at least you're consistent at one thing.