Ideas On Hows to ROMANTICLY Ask My Girlfriend To HomeComing

[crash_productions]

Ok so I know its a little early to start brain storming ideas but I say the earlier the better. So, I want to ask my girlfirend to homecoming but want to do it in a romantic way. One that she will remember forever. I have one idea that would be kind of humerous but I would like some input on it. Also if anyone has any more ideas/suggestions I would be happy to consider them. My first idea is to take an egg and paint it to make it look like a rock. Then take out the yoke through a small hole in the egg. Next I would find an identical looking rock and paint it as well. I would then write "yes" on the rock in white paint and "no" on the egg in white paint. Then I would stick them both in her locker and on her locker door I would tape a poem that ends along the lines of "you have the strength to bear me but lets see if you can crush a rock. Will you go to homecoming with me? Crush the rock with the answer you disagree with." When she tries to crush the rock with the "no" on it she will be able to because it is just an egg. So How is this idea? Comments?

[Siиdяed]

Do you have a van? Use it. Girls can't say no to a van. You may need duck tape. This can be considered later.

[Ynot]

no, no duct tape first you can always carry her van later noise suppression comes before ease of travel **btw, what the hell is duck tape - something foul related? duct tape (developed in WWII to water-seal the ammunition "ducts" of weapons, to keep the ammo dry), anyhow... seriously, just ask her possibly take her to dinner something nice but anything like what you described above may appear creepy, and taken the wrong way entirely depends on how well you know her, of course but I, personally, think it's too much

[Siиdяed]

I just likes ducks. The egg is somewhat over the top clingy, to be honest.

[Sornaensis]

Hm. You could always ask...?

[AmazeO XD]

No, putting eggs in her locker is stupid. Very stupid. Take her to dinner, and ask her to homecoming. It's a dance, you're not asking her to marry you. Jesus christ.