Please don't do that... It's weird and creepy... I wouldn't like my gf to send me 'love you' or 'miss you' notes (even if they were poems) everyday when I'm away. Besides it being a bit creepy, I can imagine it'll also irritate very soon, I fear... I can imagine her sitting behind the computer thinking "Oh, for goodness sakes, not another one!" (But that's just my opinion... You should always do whatever feels right).
Now, some general tips and advice. In stead of sending poetry all the time, try talking more poetically in everyday conversation. Try to talk with emotion and feeling. Invoke images. It's always more fun when you can imagine something. When you can see it unfolding before you, like a movie.
Example: in stead of saying "I went to greece last holiday", say "Say, I went to greece last holiday, and at one point we went to this cute tiny little island called Zakynthos. And it was amazing. It's a very lush and green island, filled with ancient olive trees, and yet very quiet. I found it very calming just sitting in the soft sand beneath a tree, in the shadow, just listening to the silence, feeling the wind going through my hair. You can almost feel the history of the place. Oh, and the seas, I've never seen such blue waters. They're the epitome of 'azure'. It was so clear. I loved it when the sun was setting and we walked across the beach, the waves gently crashing on the sand." (etcetera)
It'll both be genuine (i.e. in line with your personality, not something you ripped off of the internets) and not weird.
So: next time you tell her that 'she smells nice'. Tell her that "Hmm... you smell like France/Italy. Very romantic and... slightly sexy... You're planning something aren't you?"
With that said, it would still be a nice idea to memorize some poems for 'sudden/improv' use... We and my friends had to memorize the opening scene of Macbeth for our english class once, and you won't believe how much fun we've had with it ever since. Any situation in which you can imitate a person by overstating their personality as a witch, then burst out (with the witches-voice!) "When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning or in rain?"
It's great fun. And the same is true for poems. Whenever I can find a romantic&flirty&comic situation, I'll just blurt out, in a highly exaggerated poet-persona, of course, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate..." It always gets a laugh, and it's great fun on top of it!
Some roman poets were great too. You should find some by Catullus (in latin or in english, doesn't really matter). He made really sny, yet very funny little poems (two lines or more). They're great.
Oh! And get some metaphysical poetry too. The ones that refer to sex, and secuction through metaphors... It's great!
And practise making up small 'poems' right on the spot. The best and most funny ones are the ones that rhyme, but don't mean anything and are essentially nonsense.
AND get some famous ones with a twist... 'roses are red, violets are blue... someone like you, belongs to the zoo' or (I love this one) "Roses are blue, violets are red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed."
Oh I'm so full of ideas today... Get some famous movie-lines and song texts memorized too. Me and my sister (and some more folk) went to les miserables once, and whenever an opportunity arises now, we can suddenly break into song and have fun with that specific situation.
But do know that it's only fun when you do it in character. When you are debating with somebody, and you throw in a line, to make a joke, of course, belonging to George Bush, a televangelist, a whatever, make sure you really emulate the character. Else it'll just be stupid.
Or imagine you are with someone sad, and you're trying to get them up, or console them, suddenly just completely change your voice tone, your mannerisms and vocabulary, burst out with a line from Gandalf or something, and go on with it for a while. You'll get a laugh definately.
Oh, I'm loving this stuff...
But I'll stop now.
Bye!
-CD
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