Vote For Shae 08 And You Can Be On Both Sides

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Lol Hey XOX ... can you be my mistress?? ;)
My campaign party say's I need one and your the one I chose!

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Of course!!

Free cookies? COOKIES?? :drool:

:buns:

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Originally Posted by Xox

Of course!!

Free cookies? COOKIES?? :drool:

:buns:

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Omg you mooned me but I likey lol
So when we going to get together mistress???

Good. Now once your mistress dies we'll get all the sympathy vote...

*sharpens knife some more*

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Omg you mooned me but I likey lol
So when we going to get together mistress???

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Whenever you want Shae. :banana:

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Yeah, my brother has his stages where he does great then all of the sudden he falls down again to where it is like he has made no progress at all. My brother goes to a school like that it helps some when we can keep him from hitting the other kids. I love it when I am putting him to bed and he pulls on my arm and won't let go until I lay down with him. Then he hugs me and pats my back ... just like we do when he gets hurt. He tries to talk but he just can't I see him get so fustrated with it. It is kind of nice to have another person to talk to that has a sibling with autism ... I love him so much I just want what is best for him. I am sure YOU understand that?

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Yes. I do. My sister is that way as well. Although, shes only like that with mommy. :]

Free Waffles Too!

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Originally Posted by Rai Saix

Yes. I do. My sister is that way as well. Although, shes only like that with mommy. :]

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My brother only gets like that when he is really tired or upset but I love to cuddle with him.

There's a new president running in town.

GO GO GO!!!

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You ruined the moment

ALF's victory is inevitable.

Your resistance is futile.

You can be Secretary of State, or maybe some other position, if you take yourself out of running.

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

ALF's victory is inevitable.

Your resistance is futile.

You can be Secretary of State, or maybe some other position, if you take yourself out of running.

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Nope, don't need to take you up on that offer just yet. MOMENT RUINER

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Nope, don't need to take you up on that offer just yet. MOMENT RUINER

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Your choice.

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Stickman says you should have taken up the offer!

I will vote for anyone with waffels.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

I will vote for anyone with waffels.

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ALF offers unlimited waffles among other things.

Just vote here.

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

ALF offers unlimited waffles among other things.

Just vote here.

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Hmm... waffles...

It is persuasive.. but.. must.. stay loyal.

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

ALF offers unlimited waffles among other things.

Just vote here.

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You have failed. You have copied my already claimed ideas and failed. Give up.

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Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration

Hmm... waffles...

It is persuasive.. but.. must.. stay loyal.

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I HAVE ALREADY PROMISED WAFFLES AND MANY OTHER THINGS! ICE CREAM AND CAKE ECT.

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

I HAVE ALREADY PROMISED WAFFLES AND MANY OTHER THINGS! ICE CREAM AND CAKE ECT.

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You offer cakes, sex, and these things, but what about world peace, health care for everyone, and a better world?

That's what ALF and Ratchet will offer.

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Waffle Cones? I'm in! I LOVE Waffle cones! :D

Damn, I spend one night out until 10am getting crunk and I miss this shit?

Now I can't even nominate myself for VP?

Ah, well. I'll just volunteer myself to be Shae's speech writer/whore.

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

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VOTE FOR SHAE 08 AND YOU CAN BE ON BOTH SIDES

I have a new goverment plan that will over rule all.
Each person in the world will get a piece of land, including a certain amount of cattle and animals. The land will be used for growing your own crops and using the animals to make your own resources.

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I'm worried about space constraints here. Not all land is farmable.

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Money will no longer be we will only trade resources as currency.

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Ooh! Ooh! Can I be in charge of making a bonfire to burn all the dollar bills and credit cards? PLEEEEEEASE?

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Here is the good part though SINCE NO ONE NEEDS TO WORK OUR ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE MINDLESS LOVE MAKING

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I'm down.

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AND LUCID DREAMING (everyone will be taught from birth) O_O (or anything else you can think of I just like this idea the best)!

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Other things to be taught from birth (or a soon as possible, since some can't be taught from birth as you will see.):
-Meditation
-Vivid visualization
-Ejaculation control (for the guys)
-Pussy tightening techniques (for the ladies)
-Active living (Sex is more fun when you're fit)

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Medical care will be paid for out of crops (and the goverment will pay for half making it very low in expenses)

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Does that mean the government has the most crops? Is there a crop tax?

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and school will only be nessecary for your field of interest and to learn all the techniques of lucid dreaming.

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What if you don't know your decided field of interest by kindergarten? And what if you decide to change? Will be easy to start over again?

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For each job you take on you get paid by the goverment yearly in crops and get crops in payment from each customer.

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What are the ethics concerning the bartering of crops that have been used in sexual ways.

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If a women or man is particularly HAWT,to put it bluntly, then they can sell there body for crops ;).

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But can I still pimp mah hos?!

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Natrual disasters are no worry because each house will be covered with a new sheer invented glass that is indestructable, including the area in which they grow crops and raise cattle.

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Awesome. Can mine be a dome?

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CONDOMS WILL BE GIVEN OUT FREE EVERY DAY AT YOUR LOCAL COMMUNITY STORE/TRADING POST!

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Can't you just put a sheet of condoms in the newspaper so it's delivered to my doorstep?

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Each person shall build there own homes and is needed pay for water powered cars, again with crops. The goverment will get thier crops/currency because the president (ME) will do certain deeds for the people in order to recieve payment. ;)

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You can do these "certain deeds" at my house whenever you like.

And by certain deeds I mean going over speeches...>_>

Naked.

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PLUS I GIVE AWAY FREE PANCAKES, WAFFLES, AND COOKIES (anything else you want)

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Sex?

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A little background info on me ...
I am an insane bisexual

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Yuss!

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with many inteligent serial killers and mass murderers in the family line. (mwhahahah)

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O_o

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DD said YES :) I AM A PROUD WIFEY :p

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You can't marry DD! He's mah ho! You don't pimp married people.

Speaking of which, DD, where's mah money, bitch?

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XOX also said yes so she is my sexy mistress! (I don't mind sharing ;))
Unless anyone else wants to take up the offers. lol

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I will be your sexy master. (I'd be another mistress for you, but I kind of have a cock that prevents me from doing that.


SHAE '08!


When does the United States of Earth election happen?

I told you Shae the waffles were a good idea,

YAY!!

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

Not a bad idea .. I might have more o_O
I will add all of the above to the nomination list.
Even though there is only one nomination per person ... you count for more.

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Originally Posted by Shaelyn

NEW VP NOMINATIONS

1.ALF
2.Sies
3.Fableflame
4.BlackHawk21
5.Echo
6.Jeff
7.Ga

Nominations will stop at exactly 12 tonight.
Central Standard.

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Xox

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Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration

Good. Now once your mistress dies we'll get all the sympathy vote...

*sharpens knife some more*

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Bad idea. You don't mess with Xox.

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Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

When does the United States of Earth erection happen?

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I read it this way.

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Yes Mos!!! :banana:

Remember what we talked about Shae...cookies have to be the new currency!