Forgeries would never be so easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayer
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Forgeries would never be so easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayer
Okay then I needed one anyway.Quote:
Damn, I spend one night out until 10am getting crunk and I miss this shit?
Now I can't even nominate myself for VP?
Ah, well. I'll just volunteer myself to be Shae's speech writer/whore.
The land that is not farmable will be used for community love houses, if you catch my drift, and resources will be sent to these houses in payment for running them.Quote:
I'm worried about space constraints here. Not all land is farmable.
Suuuure ... you might need some help. So any takers?Quote:
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be in charge of making a bonfire to burn all the dollar bills and credit cards? PLEEEEEEASE?
Whatever you (the people) want.Quote:
Other things to be taught from birth (or a soon as possible, since some can't be taught from birth as you will see.):
-Meditation
-Vivid visualization
-Ejaculation control (for the guys)
-Pussy tightening techniques (for the ladies)
-Active living (Sex is more fun when you're fit)
No like said before goverment will get there money from the president and the govement offices (me) doing certain deeds for currency.Quote:
Does that mean the government has the most crops? Is there a crop tax?
Yes, because each proffesion only takes a year to learn anyway.Quote:
What if you don't know your decided field of interest by kindergarten? And what if you decide to change? Will be easy to start over again?
Dude, whatever you want.Quote:
What are the ethics concerning the bartering of crops that have been used in sexual ways.
Yes, we need those too but hos can choose to be independant workers.Quote:
But can I still pimp mah hos?!
Yep, that is going to be the shape of all goverment workers. Otherwise square.Quote:
Awesome. Can mine be a dome?
You have to go to the trading post everyday anyway if you are going to be a pimp.Quote:
Can't you just put a sheet of condoms in the newspaper so it's delivered to my doorstep?
Do you think my hubby would mind?Quote:
You can do these "certain deeds" at my house whenever you like.
And by certain deeds I mean going over speeches...>_>
Naked.
Ummmm. No public comment.Quote:
Sex?
Too late its already did and done :PQuote:
You can't marry DD! He's mah ho! You don't pimp married people.
Speaking of which, DD, where's mah money, bitch?
Sure. I am getting way too many of these sort of offers.Quote:
I will be your sexy master. (I'd be another mistress for you, but I kind of have a cock that prevents me from doing that.
Resources, includes cookies because you can grow your own ingriedients and trade the cookies, which would be worth a lot more than plain resources.Quote:
Originally Posted by slayer
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Originally Posted by nitsuJ
These things are also in my plan. Read it and you would know. Idiot.
You have just taken my plan and given it to a cartoon character without all the goods.
Final list of VP nominations:
1.Seis
2.Fableflame
3.BlackHawk21
4.Echo
5.XOX (my mistress)
Lol, most of your supporters are nymphomaniacs.
I know ... maybe now that I have their support I can change the plan just a tad. LOlQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
Haha, I am the chief supporter, of course. Of all people, her hubby NEEDS to be a nymphomaniac. That way I got a big swing vote for Shae. ;)
Hmm, maybe I could let someone else be the VP. Not sure I could handle staying in Congress almost everyday doing nothing but listening to debates and stuff. Someone else can do that while I'm "advising" my Shae. ;)
LOlQuote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu
I think I like the "advising" idea best anyway. ;)
Now that we are down to 5 VP's I need to make a choice ... hmmmm.
Oh nice, I was removed from the VP nomination list. :P
That's because you're a dirty stinkin' Palin lover.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
Palin lover.
Sorry, I had to cut it down. I have another job in mind for you. Something you will be much better at. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
After I announce VP everyone that was in the running will get seperate jobs.
Now, now boys be nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
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Originally Posted by Shaelyn
You say that like it's a bad thing...
And you know I'm best for both sides of the job.
Damn, the Sahara's gonna be one big love house. 24/7 orgies FTW!Quote:
The land that is not farmable will be used for community love houses, if you catch my drift, and resources will be sent to these houses in payment for running them.
I need psychotic pyromaniacs. Speaking of which, what do we do with the crazy people?Quote:
Suuuure ... you might need some help. So any takers?
ANAL!Quote:
Whatever you (the people) want.
President/Whore: best profession in the world.Quote:
No like said before goverment will get there money from the president and the govement offices (me) doing certain deeds for currency.
Hee hee! I'm a THIENTITHT!Quote:
Yes, because each proffesion only takes a year to learn anyway.
I want a burrito.Quote:
Dude, whatever you want.
Shh! Yer gonna put me out of business.Quote:
Yes, we need those too but hos can choose to be independant workers.
YUSS!Quote:
Yep, that is going to be the shape of all goverment workers. Otherwise square.
Damn...you got me there.Quote:
You have to go to the trading post everyday anyway if you are going to be a pimp.
He's my whore. He CAN'T mind if he doesn't want a bitch slap.Quote:
Do you think my hubby would mind?
How about a private one? ;)Quote:
Ummmm. No public comment.
Oh, bah! The priest was a fake.Quote:
Too late its already did and done :P
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Sure. I am getting way too many of these sort of offers.
*cries and saunters off to vote ALF. As he goes a rainstorm brews complete with lightning and rabid diseased cats running through the streets. One such cat bites his leg and causes him to go mentally insane. Gestalt was seen spending the rest of his days rolling around in circles and singing the alphabet backwards until the day he died.*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff777
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Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
Gush dang it ... I needed you though :(
Yeah ... right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
They have their own community and we send resources their. The ugly people go there too because the crazy people don't mind doing it with uglies. Eventually we give all ugly peopl plastic surgery though.Quote:
I need psychotic pyromaniacs. Speaking of which, what do we do with the crazy people?
I never said that. Dirty minded. o_OQuote:
President/Whore: best profession in the world.
No, cameras follow me.Quote:
How about a private one? ;)
As long as we call each other hubby and wifey I don't care.Quote:
Oh, bah! The priest was a fake.
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Originally Posted by Shaelyn
As long as you guys are the swinger type, neither do I.
Oh, I see how it is! You hate my writing! Why'd you hire me in the first place? It's just about the sex, isn't it?
O_o You do that.Quote:
They have their own community and we send resources their. The ugly people go there too because the crazy people don't mind doing it with uglies. Eventually we give all ugly peopl plastic surgery though.
FUCK YEAH! Isn't that a prerequisite for the job?Quote:
I never said that. Dirty minded. o_O
Even when you're taking a dump?Quote:
No, cameras follow me.
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As long as we call each other hubby and wifey I don't care.
Quite the opposite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
Yes.Quote:
Even when you're taking a dump?
Okay then. We'll see.Quote:
As long as you guys are the swinger type, neither do I.
Suddenly the urge to vote Alf is growing irresistable...
You haven't voted me yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
There is the reason I am resisting all your attempts.
I...I have a confession...
In this thread, I voted for you and I didn't vote for you.
Why?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA240_.jpg
I voted for you in the Vote for Alf thread, though.
Well, okay than. :(
You messed up the percentage though.
The world might just be doomed.
Then what's the point of this election? Let's just unite the nations of the world in one massive orgy before we all die.
I have to be the president ... before we do this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed