Thread: How do I go about getting a money slave?

Apparently there are some people who get off on the act of giving money and presents to women without getting anything at all in return. Not getting anything in return is basically what they're getting in return.

So this is all fun and games until I look down my pants to realize that I am seemingly forever doomed not to have a money slave. Unless perhaps a gay one. Or a woman? OH NOES

So how do I go about getting a money slave? Also, are there any women who are willing to send me money for no reason? Send me your applications per PN or post in this thread.

The same goes for used undies and socks. I wanna sell this stuff and get some cash in but it seems no women are interested in buying my dirty socks? Why is this?