He's a beta male and I'm gonna keep him at work on my desk. I wanted to name him Aphius, but since Aphius is a dead stinky fish, I thought better of it. Plus, if I say to someone: "Oh! Aphius ate some of his own poop today at work!" Then, well, that's how rumors get started.

Anyway, here he be:


HE NEEDS A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!