Provided that it's not anything serious that should belong in the Help! forum.

Seriously, ask me anything. It can be about me, my life, my opinion on anything, advice, something sarcastic, what I think of DV members.... et cetera, et cetera.

I'm not the type to do this, but I'm severely bored and DV is suffering a summer brain drain right now.

And please, bold your questions. It makes it easier on my eyes.