printer has a hairball? |
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My cat brushed up against it, and it has been chugging and making weird noises all day... I think it might eat me. |
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printer has a hairball? |
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I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.
Printers have a bad habit of dying faster than any other piece of technology I'm aware of (besides batteries). |
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Printers are dicks. |
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Lost count of how many lucid dreams I've had
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Dust and moisture are terrible on printers. My house is near 100 years old, and just magically makes dust everywhere. My last printer cleaned itself to death, so I have to keep a blanket over my current one to act as a dust cover. |
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The Emperor Wears No Clothes: The book that everyone needs to read."If the words "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on."- Terence McKenna
Your cat is the problem. Go kill it. |
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Bollocks.
printers dont eat people silly. They chew em up and spit them out. Duh. You wont die most likely |
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Total lucid dreams=88LD goal: Master WILD
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