Thread: Getting into fights at Walmart?

Has anyone gotten into a fight at Walmart before? I've almost got into a fight with some guy around my age for making out with his girlfriend in front of me unpurpose but that's it. What would you have of done? Has anyone ever gotten into a fight at Walmart before?

Um.. no? And why would it upset you that a guy is making out with his own girlfriend in wal-mart? o.O

One time I got in a fight at Walmart because I didn't want a bag to carry the one item that I bought and she said that I had to have a bag and I said "Is that the law?" and that I was trying to be conscious of the environment and the bag didn't make it any easier to carry the item but the lady put it in a bag anyway so I looked at her and said "Are you serious?" and she said if I didn't like it I didn't have to shop there and I said that Walmart is evil and she works for Satan and she said that I was evil for shopping at Walmart and so I told her that maybe she was right and I would really think about that and probably never come back to see her ugly face and I took my item out of the bag and threw the bag at her and told her to shove it up her ass.

That sounds like a deleted scene from Napoleon Dynamite. Congratulations.

Originally Posted by Dannon Oneironaut

One time I got in a fight at Walmart because I didn't want a bag to carry the one item that I bought and she said that I had to have a bag and I said "Is that the law?" and that I was trying to be conscious of the environment and the bag didn't make it any easier to carry the item but the lady put it in a bag anyway so I looked at her and said "Are you serious?" and she said if I didn't like it I didn't have to shop there and I said that Walmart is evil and she works for Satan and she said that I was evil for shopping at Walmart and so I told her that maybe she was right and I would really think about that and probably never come back to see her ugly face and I took my item out of the bag and threw the bag at her and told her to shove it up her ass.

fuckin A!
was it a plastic bag? did it drift slowly in her direction?
that's like slamming the flap when leaving angrily from a tent.

also:

I knew starting this thread would be a bad idea...

no, it was a great idea.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Um.. no? And why would it upset you that a guy is making out with his own girlfriend in wal-mart? o.O

lol he thought I was looking at his girl so he stopped in front of me and he was making out with her. I needed my space. It was disgusting when he did that, He was invading my personal space. I wasn't asking the question about this though. I was wondering if other people ever gotten into fights for stupid reasons

Originally Posted by Skarr

I was wondering if other people ever gotten into fights for stupid reasons

Hm, if you want the title of this thread changed to something like "Places you've gotten into fights and the reasons why" or something like that, just let me know. Isolating the physical bouts to Wal-Mart, I'm afraid, won't yield you many answers.. or at least not the ones you're looking for.

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Hm, if you want the title of this thread changed to something like "Places you've gotten into fights and the reasons why" or something like that, just let me know. Isolating the physical bouts to Wal-Mart, I'm afraid, won't yield you many answers.. or at least not the ones you're looking for.

lol I think it'd be better if the thread was locked. I kinda thought something bad like this would start. Since used to live in Louisiana I kinda got offended to the Katrina picture.

you sound like a bit of a creeper