You used a finger nail clipping to help you fly?!

You know that's funny, it kinda reminds me of Dumbo the elephant. He held a magic feather in his trunk to help him fly. But it was just a placebo or whatever. Because in the end, he lost the feather but still managed to flap those ears and fly.

Next time you should drop the nail in midflight and see if you can stay afloat (if you're lucid that is )