Thread: First lucid dream since joining!

Ok, this is the first lucid experience that I vividly remember.

This dream was accompanied by three other non lucid dreams, two of which I was in, one of which I was a spectator.

As I went to bed, I thought to myself, "Screw lucid dreaming and remembering dreams, I just want a good nights sleep." I got half of my wish.

I don't remember which order the dreams came in, so I will leave the lucid dream and the dream that kind of triggered it for last.

The first one, I was in some kind of weird Axis vs. Allies online game. I was on the Axis team, and I was in some destroyed building. I see my teamates, they are very weird looking. They look super rounded and shiny, like the characters in Super Mario 64. They are elongated, their heads oval shaped, pointing up, with funny hats. They are holding lugers. I strafe jump around the building, and I find someone primming his mustache in a bathroom. Then I remember jumping to a hole in the side of the building and seeing a guy in a tuxedo, the same style model as me, and he is also holding a luger. I think I got shot, for thats all I remember.

The next dream, I was watching a bunch of guys firing artillery. They had colonial looking cannons, and when they fired I heard the noise, but I saw no artillery. They would take that big stick with the fuzzy thing at the end and put it into the cannon reloading it, but they put nothing in first. Then they pulled a chord and it would happen again. After a little bit of that, the commanding officer came in and said, "We are going to get some women to make men out of you!" Then I see each man has a woman, and the woman is all over the man, and he is happy, and they keep firing the artillery in the same fashion as before.

The one that seemed to have a common theme with my lucid dream is next. I was in this blue, glittering room on a giant bed with a bunch of women, who I dont remember clearly. I remember two clearly, though. One was supposedly my girlfriend, she looked like the black haired girl from Not Another Teen Movie, and the other was Donna from That 70's Show. They were talking about something, I think it was about how they get men. It was a long talk with a lot of sexual things in it. Then, flash the next part.

Thisis the weird part. I was in my bathroom, and it was bigger and candle lit. I was getting "oral stimulation of the penis" from Donna. Then I thought to myself, "What the hell, I am getting a blowjob by the girl in That 70's Show, I must be dreaming." And I was. I remember putting my arm through through the bathroom sink. The dreamscape flashed and went wavy and I felt very weird, and then I pulled my arm back out and everything went back. Donna disappeared though. I thought that if I was dreaming, I would turn into a woman as I walked through the door that magically appeared. I walked through the door into my house, but didn't feel any different. So, I did two reality checks. I looked at my hands. This was cool. Have you ever played a very high quality game in a water level? Well, the walls got dark, and they had that high quality video game shiny surface look with a lot of shadowing. My hands got that shiny "sheen" to it and had very cool shadow effects. Then I put my hand down and everything went normal. Then I took in a very sharp and huge intake of breath. Have you ever taken a very fast, deep breath in real life and kind of "stretch" your lungs? I had that feeling all over my body. After the breath everything turned into The Simpsons style graphics. Then I realized a blood trail on the ground leading into my parents room. I follow it, and it leads to an answering machine. I thought to myself, "If I jump into this answering machine it will lead me to whoever did this!" I try jumping into it, but it did not work. It almost did though, I shrunk for a bit then expanded back out. Then, suddenly, a Counter Terrorist from the game Counter Strike runs up into the room. Instead of talking to me, his words would appear at the bottom of my vision. His name was Kip_From_Work with some numbers at the end. I don't go to work and I don't know any Kips. I think he told me to follow him, because I remember doing that. I followed him into my parents bathroom, and I get teleported to some snow tunnel. Then, the really crappy thing was, I got stuck and I couldn't move. I wanted to do stuff in my dream. I got angry. Kip walked into an elevator and pressed a button. Then a bunch of stuffed animals fell down and landed on him. End of dream, and I wake up looking into the sunrise. I felt refreshed, too!

What do you think of this? I have a very, very, poor record of remembering dreams. Then the one night I don't want anything to do with my dreams, I remember four of them, and one of them is lucid? I think my mind enjoys spiting me.

Also, when I was lucid, I noticed I didn't breathe, and I had no real sensory input. I could only feel if I was like touching something or focusing on it. I could see, but everything was kind of... fuzzy a bit. I also couldn't hear anything unless something happened. There was no ambience. It wasn't like reality as we know it. Is this normal?