Oh, God, I've had some the weirdest FAs.
A few months ago, I woke up in a sleeping bag in the middle of a farm, near a street and a yellow light street lamp, just as a car was turning a corner and flashed its bright white headlights at me and drove away. I shifted around and tried going back to sleep. As I was lying there, trying to go to sleep, in the middle of this dark and damp field, I noticed a fancy house, totally unlike a farm house some distance away, and felt that it was my rich Aunt's house and I was in her field. I do not have a rich Aunt nor do I have any relatives who own a farm. I went back to sleep. Go figure.
A few other times I have woken up in friends' houses that I've never had, places I've never known. Other times I wake up on the side of street - in a bed, or at least something with blankets. Hmm, now that I think of it, I wake up next to a lot of streets. I wonder if there's some metaphorical significance with the "road."
Anyways - my weirdest FA of all happened years ago. I was at boy scout camp sleeping on a cot in a cottage in real life. I woke up in the dream completely normal. It was the last day and we cleaned everything up and got ready to go home. I went home, everything completely normal. And then I went to bed "that night" in my home. And then. Then. In the darkness of my room, I heard a loud, loud knock on the door. Whoever knocked didn't wait for my answer. Just as abruptly as they knocked they opened wide the door in one violent stroke. And walked in. Thunk, thunk, went those boots, forcefully and quickly across my room towards me. And there was a barely noticable mechanical noise, high pitched. It was a Borg! And it stuck me with its tentacles. It happened in 2-3 seconds. I had never been so caught off guard by a dream. And when I actually awoke, my eyes were still closed, and I could hear the slow heavy breathing and snoring of some of the other guys in the cottage - and for a split second - I thought I was on a Borg cube, trapped in some slot and caught in a room with other Borg. No, I was just still at camp.
Not far from the Borg, though.
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