Lucid Catharsis

[OpheliaBlue]

I just love it when this happens In an LD I had the other day, I dreamt I was working with this guy I used to work with when I was a chef. His name was Chef Tom and he was an ass hole, ruined my best knife on the first day. Anyway, in the dream we were working on inventing a new potato peeling machine that would "Revolutionize The Culinary Industry As We Know It!!!!" I remember it had this hose attachment that would rinse off the potatoes as they went through, and we finally got it to work after having some trouble with it. So we were like "High Five!" and when I went to give him a high five, I was still holding the hose and I smacked him in the hand with it. And he screamed as if I had stuck a fork in his hand, when I just barely bumped him. So he walks off all in a huff, and I remember thinking "I so incredibly don't have to take this, I don't even work here anymore...I'm DREAMING you mother fucker!!!!" And I aimed the hose at him and blasted him to the ground with it. And even though he was writhing on the floor, I kept hosing him, while laughing maniacally. It felt so great. Then I got on top of him and pinned his arms down, but he was too strong. Then I willed myself to be stronger and he gave in. Then I shoved my tongue down his throat and I was going to rape him, but then I woke up. I know the ending got a bit twisted, but you know, it's no holds barred in lucids for me. Anyway, the point is, it's great getting such a cathartic release like that in a lucid dream.

[Seeker]

Yeah, I can see how being raped by a lovely woman in her prime could be considered punishment! =P *Seeker sings* Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry...?

[h0ju]

You're both crazy=P And yes I love the payback dreams

[wombing]

nice. i've wondered for years now.. is it possible for a woman to rape a guy? (obviously anal probes are one thing)...but what i mean is, if he gets hard, doesn't he want to get it on...like, if some shriveled, putrid old lady tried to force herself on me i'd be as limp as over-cooked spaghetti.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Asher nice. i've wondered for years now.. is it possible for a woman to rape a guy? (obviously anal probes are one thing)...but what i mean is, if he gets hard, doesn't he want to get it on...like, if some shriveled, putrid old lady tried to force herself on me i'd be as limp as over-cooked spaghetti. Yeah I've often wondered that myself, but I guess it boils down to, rape isn't so much about the sex as the control

[RCLefty]

You know, the big fella has a mind of his own someimes. Pretty much all the time, actually. Don't tell me you WANTED to be unable to stand up in fourth grade during math class out of embarrassment. A guy could be mentally against having sex with a woman, or one particular women for practical or ethical reasons, but the lower functions don't always give a crap what the brain says. (Get it? "lower functions," "give a crap" hee, hee, I slay me.) This is not to mention the fact that it can be physically stimulated as well. If the shrivelled, putrid old lady knows her way around a tent pole, assuming she is able to overpower you, (you big sissy,) there's a fair to middlin' chance you're gonna get old-lady-raped.

[OpheliaBlue]

lmao! all funny, but true

[RCLefty]

I'm just a man with a plan, doin' what he can. You know, I've been around the catharsis block a few times, myself. I remember once, i went lucid during a dream about a fight with this guy i used to get in fights with a lot in middle school. We were fairly evenly matched when we were kids, but I started regularly takin' him to school (metaphorically) once we I got into seventh grade. Then one day, after school, he comes outside with a two-by-four from shop class, walks up from behind me, and bashes my face in with it. (Don't worry, ladies. My nose found a way to reshape itself into what it's supposed to look like. Don't ask me how, even the doctors didn't know.) From that point on, I was a little dizzy and disoriented, in addition o having blood running into my eyes from a forehead gash, so i wasn't really up to my then-normal fighting prowess. Fortunately, the Social Studies teacher pulled us apart before I suffered further injury. Anyway, later that week, I had this lucid dream where we were fighting on the road we both lived off of. I went superman on his ass, unleashing every bizarre super power I could imagine. I actually had to mind-heal him a few times, so I could comence the beating. I woke up feeling exceptionally rested that day, as I recall. Now, I should point out that I don't engage in bloodsport nearly as often as I did in the days of my indiscrete youth, but that was definitely a good dream. It also did a lot to establish my dream control. It was a highlight moment in the development of my lucid ability.

[jolly_jack]

payback rules!

[Oneironaut Zero]

Note to self: 1)Plant hose within reach. 2)Be asshole to Ophie. 3)Act like wuss.

[OpheliaBlue]

lol! I love you O :hugs:

[Oneironaut Zero]

[OpheliaBlue]

piss I meant

[Oneironaut Zero]

Hehe. Well...being the hug-whore that I am, I'll say they both count. Luvya 2, chica!

[The Guardians]

No love for me though

[OpheliaBlue]

heya guardians!!! long time to see

[The Guardians]

Yeah, I just missed everyone too much to stay away...It was killing me on the inside

[OpheliaBlue]

speaking of being killed on the inside, I gotta take a shit

[h0ju]

hahahaha

[RCLefty]

Are you going to give some hated ex-coworker a "hot Carl?"

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by RCLefty a \"hot Carl?\" dare I ask

[RCLefty]

Too late. Apparently, it's when you take a dump on someone's chest. Never done it, or had it done too me, and can't imagine ehy I'd ever want to, but apparently, there are lots of folks out there that are into it. Whatever floats your....floater.

[OpheliaBlue]

+so incredibly marked as read frik you very much+

[RCLefty]

You are speaking in a lingo I don't understand.