Thread: Lucid "Date": Bachelorette #5

Originally posted by Courtney

Definitly my kind of date! Oh, and btw I'm 22. Is that still alright with you?
I'll keep you informed how my LD turns out

Originally posted by Unicorn


Definitly my kind of date! Oh, and btw I'm 22. Is that still alright with you?
I'll keep you informed how my LD turns out *

nice. i was waiting to see something like this.

Originally posted by mongreloctopus


nice. *i was waiting to see something like this.

Were my intentions that obvious! hihihi

Huh?

Originally posted by Courtney
Huh?

Oh nvm, really.

Lol, no, I have no idea what's going on.

Originally posted by Courtney
Lol, no, I have no idea what's going on.

you'll understand in a couple years

Um. Ok?

Omg, i can see you're so confused.. nvm!! we're obviously just teasing you.

Now, here is the good part, last night i had a LD where i was actually able to control the stuff around (Im usually conscious withtout much control). I was walking on the beach, i could feel the sand under my feet, such a nice and comforting sensation. I could see the horizon for miles, breathtaking scenery. I'd have been happy if i died right there. I was so happy i think i even cried.

Suddenly, i remembered this thread and that you were available. I turned behind, and Bam! you were there. Beautiful as ever , you looked wayy older than 15 (you seem pretty mature from your pic) with unbelievale feminine features. Here's the funny part: I remembered, I had to be a gentleman for the date. So I decided to take you to a Dairy Queen near the beach. I ordered an extra large Oreo Blizzard, and i swear to god, i could feel the taste in my mouth (haven't had one of those since last summer). You decided to have a Banana Split, lmao! (Plz no interpretations! ) I watched you eating it all, with the sea in the background. A fantastic date with no words! Not a single moment of silence felt unconfortable.. We would make eye contact and just smile

I unfortunatly woke up right after you finished it. And I've been feeling amused all day long!

that's awesome--good work, unicorn.

Ya i know... Can't wait for part2, that is if Courtney doesn't mind!

Wow, that's so awesome. Lol, and no, I don't mind.

SO I fell asleep the other night. And the next thing I knew I was running/gliding from this strange sort of pineapple/hat. Mr. Pineapplyhat if you will. He kinda had eyes, actually I don’t even know why it was a he (or how?). But anyways there was something in the dream about me stealing his toothfairy and he was trying to promote Christmas with it...but yah I was innocent! I didn’t take it!...but No he didn’t listen to any reason! and now he wanted it back...pfft...and he got mad...you know how those fruit hat men things get. Lol. Insanity ensued, there were neon clowns and billowy purple trees and a robot queen bird snake and a pelican snowman (pointy and round!) ... (anyone else notice when you fall asleep high your dreams are a little more ridiculous then normal?)

...now that dream doesn’t seem to make sense, actually it doesn’t at all...and that is why I realized I was dreaming!

So yah...I tried to stay calm as ld’s are far and few between for me...and then I remembered the definitely dateable ms. Courtnay!.. <smitten!?(was that layered a bit thick? pfft) so I went to a phone, sorta a bell pay phone I guess… I said “hey misses lucid dream operator lady person!...put Courtney on...so a female voice said hey, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date...and she said something about “come hither lol” ( a very Shakespearian Courtney I guess??) and I says “I’ll hither right over in my flying Ferrari rocket submarine-car/robot/cure for cancer/speed boat!” ( hey I’m dreaming I may as well have one of those…)
I tried to make one of those ^ appear. but yah to no avail . I also realized I didn’t know where “hither” was so...that’s about the time I woke up.

And I woke up thinking...damn! I coulda taken her somewhere better then dairy queen! maybe even dairy king!???
Oh and sorry Courtney I stood up the dream thing you... oh im 17, (that other guy said his age? am i supposed to too?)

^^^^^^

Originally posted by Courtney
Lol, no, I have no idea what's going on.

well, you are cute, and there are probably only four males on here (all gay) who haven't thought of you at least once as a sexual object.everyone else has, including the young and old, single, dating and married.

however, its socially unacceptable for an older guy to just explicitly acknowledge that fact (even to himself in many cases), so this aspect of life as biological creatures is clothed in humour, induendo, and general wishy-washyness.

a good rule of thumb is that if you can't figure out what the heck one or more males are talking about, especially if you are the subject...they want to nail you

which, incidentally, is why unicorn is such a stand-up guy ...even though he is truthful enough to openly appreciate your physical attractiveness (unlike many hypocrites), he still respected your level of psychological maturity, and didn't sex "you" up on your lucid date like some guys would have.

.well, that was refreshing....*bandages up the light hearted thread he almost killed and walks away whistling*

Originally posted by ~~o/~~~~~/~~~~shark!
SO I fell asleep the other night. And the next thing I knew I was running/gliding from this strange sort of pineapple/hat. Mr. Pineapplyhat if you will. He kinda had eyes, actually I don’t even know why it was a he (or how?). But anyways there was something in the dream about me stealing his toothfairy and he was trying to promote Christmas with it...but yah I was innocent! I didn’t take it!...but No he didn’t listen to any reason! and now he wanted it back...pfft...and he got mad...you know how those fruit hat men things get. Lol. Insanity ensued, there were neon clowns and billowy purple trees and a robot queen bird snake and a pelican snowman (pointy and round!) ... (anyone else notice when you fall asleep high your dreams are a little more ridiculous then normal?)

...now that dream doesn’t seem to make sense, actually it doesn’t at all...and that is why I realized I was dreaming!

So yah...I tried to stay calm as ld’s are far and few between for me...and then I remembered the definitely dateable ms. Courtnay!.. <smitten!?(was that layered a bit thick? pfft) so I went to a phone, sorta a bell pay phone I guess… I said “hey misses lucid dream operator lady person!...put Courtney on...so a female voice said hey, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date...and she said something about “come hither lol” ( a very Shakespearian Courtney I guess??) and I says “I’ll hither right over in my flying Ferrari rocket submarine-car/robot/cure for cancer/speed boat!” ( hey I’m dreaming I may as well have one of those…)
I tried to make one of those ^ appear. but yah to no avail . I also realized I didn’t know where “hither” was so...that’s about the time I woke up.

And I woke up thinking...damn! I coulda taken her somewhere better then dairy queen! maybe even dairy king!???
Oh and sorry Courtney I stood up the dream thing you... oh im 17, (that other guy said his age? am i supposed to too?)

Sorry to go off topic here, but that is the funniest dream i've ever read

Originally posted by wombing

.well, that was refreshing....*bandages up the light hearted thread he almost killed and walks away whistling*

ahahahah

Originally posted by wombing
which, incidentally, is why unicorn is such a stand-up guy ...even though he is truthful enough to openly appreciate your physical attractiveness (unlike many hypocrites), he still respected your level of psychological maturity, and didn't sex "you" up on your lucid date like some guys would have.

Hey thanks. The fact is, i already got a gf that i really care about (we've been together for a year and a half now)! 8) We really trust each other... so yeah, why repress fantasies (sexual or not) when we can explore them freely in a lucid dream, especially when most fantasies are severely repressed enough in real life!

Originally posted by ~~o/~~~~~/~~~~shark!
SO I fell asleep the other night. And the next thing I knew I was running/gliding from this strange sort of pineapple/hat. Mr. Pineapplyhat if you will. He kinda had eyes, actually I don’t even know why it was a he (or how?). But anyways there was something in the dream about me stealing his toothfairy and he was trying to promote Christmas with it...but yah I was innocent! I didn’t take it!...but No he didn’t listen to any reason! and now he wanted it back...pfft...and he got mad...you know how those fruit hat men things get. Lol. Insanity ensued, there were neon clowns and billowy purple trees and a robot queen bird snake and a pelican snowman (pointy and round!) ... (anyone else notice when you fall asleep high your dreams are a little more ridiculous then normal?)

...now that dream doesn’t seem to make sense, actually it doesn’t at all...and that is why I realized I was dreaming!

So yah...I tried to stay calm as ld’s are far and few between for me...and then I remembered the definitely dateable ms. Courtnay!.. <smitten!?(was that layered a bit thick? pfft) so I went to a phone, sorta a bell pay phone I guess… I said “hey misses lucid dream operator lady person!...put Courtney on...so a female voice said hey, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date...and she said something about “come hither lol” ( a very Shakespearian Courtney I guess??) and I says “I’ll hither right over in my flying Ferrari rocket submarine-car/robot/cure for cancer/speed boat!” ( hey I’m dreaming I may as well have one of those…)
I tried to make one of those ^ appear. but yah to no avail . I also realized I didn’t know where “hither” was so...that’s about the time I woke up.

Hahahah one of the most entertaining post i read in while :bravo: . "Come hither..."? lol wtf??

Originally posted by ~~o/~~~~~/~~~~shark!
SO I fell asleep the other night. And the next thing I knew I was running/gliding from this strange sort of pineapple/hat. Mr. Pineapplyhat if you will. He kinda had eyes, actually I don’t even know why it was a he (or how?). But anyways there was something in the dream about me stealing his toothfairy and he was trying to promote Christmas with it...but yah I was innocent! I didn’t take it!...but No he didn’t listen to any reason! and now he wanted it back...pfft...and he got mad...you know how those fruit hat men things get. Lol. Insanity ensued, there were neon clowns and billowy purple trees and a robot queen bird snake and a pelican snowman (pointy and round!) ... (anyone else notice when you fall asleep high your dreams are a little more ridiculous then normal?)

...now that dream doesn’t seem to make sense, actually it doesn’t at all...and that is why I realized I was dreaming!

So yah...I tried to stay calm as ld’s are far and few between for me...and then I remembered the definitely dateable ms. Courtnay!.. <smitten!?(was that layered a bit thick? pfft) so I went to a phone, sorta a bell pay phone I guess… I said “hey misses lucid dream operator lady person!...put Courtney on...so a female voice said hey, I asked her if she wanted to go on a date...and she said something about “come hither lol” ( a very Shakespearian Courtney I guess??) and I says “I’ll hither right over in my flying Ferrari rocket submarine-car/robot/cure for cancer/speed boat!” ( hey I’m dreaming I may as well have one of those…)
I tried to make one of those ^ appear. but yah to no avail . I also realized I didn’t know where “hither” was so...that’s about the time I woke up.

And I woke up thinking...damn! I coulda taken her somewhere better then dairy queen! maybe even dairy king!???
Oh and sorry Courtney I stood up the dream thing you... oh im 17, (that other guy said his age? am i supposed to too?)

Roflmao. That is pretty freaking sweet. I'm shakesperian now. Too cool.

Originally posted by wombing

a good rule of thumb is that if you can't figure out what the heck one or more males are talking about, especially if you are the subject...they want to nail you

Heh...tell me about it. I just didn't think it'd be the same on a message board / over the internet. Lol, I was wrong.

Yay, I got a better picture of myself:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y157/mae6...es/IMG_0960.jpg

wow ...maybe I'll try again.

Lol. Boys.