Originally posted by AnonymousTipster
Turn yourself into a kettle and whistle at people as they go past.
That's a good one...really funny.

Teach a dream character anything from 2+2 to tearing open the space/time continuum.
Take a dream character, and calculate what it would smell like if it were a bottle of perfume.
Mentally cause a dream character, maybe you, to have a really intense full body orgasm.