Thread: Cool Dild

So I put my daughter down for her morning nap. Then I decided to nap instead of work out like I normally do. I was still sore from working out two days ago, and I got to try a Nintento Wii at a friends house that same night, and was sore from a few rounds of boxing (BTW, The Wii is SUPER FUN&#33

I lay down to sleep and had what I later found out was a FA.

I woke up in my car at the DMV or some other building with an oval driveway. Not our DMV, but it felt familiar. I still had my head down like I was sleeping but I was looking at everything. My window was down, it was warm. I had sunglasses on. The dog and my daughter were in the car (both sleeping, just like IRL).

Two good looking chicks walk out of the building and go to their car which parked across from mine. Both blonds. Very nice rear ends! I was cooing softly at them. They looked at me, but I pretended to continue to sleep. They drove off, put the top up on their convertable. I remember smiling and thinking "oh ya.. they were hot!"

I then think I better get home. But I feel VERY groggy and tired like I shouldn't drive. I start the car and another rush of woozy tiredness comes over me. I think "am I dreaming"? So I do the nose plug reality check. First time I ever have done this. IT WORKS! That's so cool. I've had hundreds of DILDs, but normally just take over at a point, not even doing RCs.

So I realize I'm dreaming. I do the RC a couple more times since I had never done it before and couldn't believe it actually worked.

I decide to exit the car and cause havoc. I roll up the window (power windows worked&#33 because I still don't want my dog to get out. Then I remember my daughter sleeping in the back of the car, and crack all 4 windows slightly. I knew I was dreaming, but still felt some "responsibility" if you want to call it that not to harm DCs that I love.

I walk out and start messing with people. I remember one old guy walking carrying a huge box of Pearson's candy (It was that old stuff like Charlie Clan/Chan, lemonheads, etc).

I started jumping really high to see better and taunting him "What ya got there? Candy? Huh?" He and the rest of the DCs look at me like "are you nuts?"

So I think "Hmmm.. Am I really dreaming?" So I do the nose RC again. Yep.. sure am. Cool.

So then I still feel like I have to prove myself. So I point my finger at this lady and shoot a laserbeam out of it at her. Its only a small thin one that burns a small hole in her clothes and stings her. She again looks at me like "WTF?"

So, as usual after that, my hormones take over. I start looking for some good lookin gals. But I start losing clarity (this is when I Started trying to change my environment, will people in, etc). I start rubbing my hands but it doesn't work (again.. happened before). I try harder to focus on the heat. Things get really cloudy and I wake up laying in the couch where I started. I immediatly to another nose RC but nope.. I'm awake.

Pretty cool stuff!