I took a nap a while ago and I had the weirdest LD! First, I wasn't lucid and the dream was really boring and I was arguing with a lot of people 'cause I was in a really bad mood. Then... I borrowed my boxers to someone (WTF?) and I was riding a bicycle naked so I thought "ok... this is weird! I'm feeling so bad! I hope to good that I'm dreaming!".
And I was... But, even repeating the nose RC over and over I was very skeptical that I was actually dreaming... So I thought that if I wasn't dreaming than people would think I was crazy...
I started trying to find specific people to have sex with and I was able to... But after like 5 seconds of making out they would disappear on me! Beyond that, everything went really smoothly, but it pissed me off! I tought "ok... if I can't have sex I'll just smoke a joint". While lighting the joint, the smoke burned my throat, and I was like WTF! I didn't know you could get burnt in LDs!
This dream was so confusing that when I woke up, I had forgotten it was the afternoon so I was like "how the hell is it so sunny outside if it's 4am?!"