Good post man. Talking to dream characters is great, huh? They always say the weirdest things. Once in an LD I was in my kitchen, and my dad was sitting at the table eating supper. He was complaining about how his food wasn't good (I looked at what he was eating, and I was like WTF? because he was eating delicious looking shrimp.). Anyways, I decided that now would be a perfect time to test out my powers, so I closed my eyes, and thought "Change!". I can't remember what it became, but I did it again and then it turned into a roast beef sandwich. Then my dad started talking about how this ring of white stuff on the sandwich was very high cholesterol, so once again I was like "Wtf!"

Geez just be happy and eat your d*mn sandwich.