I had just become lucid and was looking for a friend, when a FedEx truck pulled into the driveway in front of me, and the delivery guy was offering me a clipboard to sign for a package. I wanted to get rid of this guy quickly, so I looked at him and said:

"The package has been signed for."

He looked at the clipboard and said "Oh yeah... Ok, let me get it for you." This was still taking too much time, so I said:

"The package is already on our porch."

He looked up and saw that it was. He looked a little confused, but got back in the truck and drove off.

I was proud of myself for ditching him so easily. When I woke up, I kicked myself for a missed opportunity. Now I'll never know what was in that dream package!