Don't ya just feel GREAT after waking up from a successful LD?!?!? Ahhhhhhhhh...anyway, sorry if this one's a BIT on the lengthy side of not short:
Well I just took a quick nap, and I dreamt I was taking the bus to my old job (crap old chef job). ::Note: for some reason I was carrying my digital camera:: Anyway, I realised I had missed my stop, so I panicked and got off just one stop too far. When I got out of the bus, I was like "Arrrrghhhh, not THIS job again.....OHHH I'm dreaming YAAAAAY!!!" And it was at that point that I had a false awakening: I felt myself in my bed with my eyes still closed, and felt like I had just woken up...BUT I could feel my digital camera still hanging from my arm. HAH evil trick, GOTCHA!!! I'm still DREAMING!!! So I wondered what would happen if I took a picture with it. I pointed it at myself and tried twice, but no flash or picture. Oh well, so I still felt myself in my bed, and on the verge of waking up, so I calmly and slowly got out of bed, and I was instantly back on the street where I had gotten off the bus. So I went into the closest shop, which just had some giant Winnie the Poohs and a bunch of random shit. So I thought this is already getting borning, let's have some fun. I will summon someone to play with! The first image that popped into my head was this guy who recently jilted me....but I thought, NAH, why do that to myself? So then I thought, I'm going to summon my good friend Jordan from Canada. I tried and tried, but it wouldn't work. I kept asking all theese random faceless people in the shop, "Are you Jordan?" "Uhhh...no?" So I panicked and searched for a phone. Never tried the phone technique before in an LD, but I remembered like a good little girl about trying it. So I found the phone, and ACTUALLY asked the lady if I could use it (HAHA I'm even polite in my LDs, go figure...). She said sure and punched some buttons and handed me the receiver. Then I realised, awwwwwwww crap, I don't even know his number....do I make one up or what? But as soon as I took the receiver, it began ringing. Then a guy's voice answered:
"Hello?"
"HEY! Is this Jordan?"
"Yeah..."
"It's me, Lisa!!!!!! Where are you?"
"I'm in Canada, where'd you think?"
*laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughter*
"Well, I figured that since I'm lucid dreaming, I could summon you here, but it didn't wooooooooooork... "
*incoherent mumbling*
Then I woke up.....but happy! I was just so happy the phone thing worked at all! And that I chose a friend over a damaging ex. What a treat!!!
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