Well, I saw this website like a year ago - and tried lucid dreaming and it never worked, and last night I had my first.

Anyway I got drunk last night and woke up at 2am, had some water and a piss then went back to bed and about an hour into laying there I dozed off, and I was walking around a room and I saw a cool bong, I walked over and it was awesome and I wanted to take it home, then I thought "I must be dreaming" and that was where the fun started, I ran around imagining random things for a while, then I tried to imagine Santa, and I walk around a corner and he comes out half Santa half this dude from my old school days.

Then after that bit, I thought of some hot chicks I should fuck while in my dreaming state, and I did but it didn't feel good - because my dick wasn't actually being rubbed back in reality. Then I woke up.

With a raging boner.

I looked at my clock and the dream lasted only a few minutes, I could feel myself waking up. Then awake, I was all "wtf Im gonna go back to sleep and have another dream"

and i did, but without the lucid D:

shit was cash