Thread: insalubrious oneiric bovine devouring

Last night I became lucid in a restaurant - I have no idea what cued it. Anyway, I spent the rest of the dream (until a false awakening, argh) eating bacon cheeseburgers. I figured that was the only chance I would have to eat food that unhealthy and not have to worry about it.

In retrospect it does seem like a rather lame way to spend time when you have omnipotent power over all reality. If you had a genie in a bottle, would you ask for a non-fat cheeseburger? Has anybody else spent a lucid dream doing something this silly and mundane?

I tried to get a bottle of mustard from a nearby table by telekenesis, but it didn't work. Telekenesis is not really my strongpoint as compared to, say, passing through matter, which I have a pretty easy time with. Anyone have any advice there?

I had a dream where I was running in circles in this strange room. And that was the only thing I did during the whole dream. Over and Over and Oer again. I woke up and I was like "Man, that was totally freakin' boring!"

I actually just had one like that sort of. I found out I was lucid and started eating tons of strawberries. Hehe, I love those but I never buy them. I did do other things after that. But still took some advantage of it.

Telekinesis... "use the force", or at least visualize yourself using the force

well, that's kinda... strange way to manage great power you have in a LD...

what the hell does this mean
'insalubrious oneiric bovine devouring'
some of us speak english here.

The sun reluctantly rises on a red blanket of loosely figured clouds,
I raise my head to see, and you are standing there over my body.
I was still bleeding and you did not even care to hold the wound.
Best friends, we know that’s a bunch of bullshit.-me[/b]

lol, it's a big words for saying eating humburgers senselessly or something... Am i right?

wow, thats pretty crazy.

I'm floating down a river, ours freed from their holes long ago.
Lying face up on the floor of my vessel, i marvel at the stars, and feel my heart overflow.[/b]