i was at my friends old apartment and zach savio was there and i did the nose reality check, first i wasnt paying attention then it failed so i walke outside and made the sun come up and i transported to the elementary school(dont ask) i went outside and i tried flying, it kinda worked(more like gliding), it was more success than last time. i transported(fast traveled) to the top of my grandmas street and glided way down the hill, i was like 400 ft in the air! i dropped down to Krist Novaselic's House(nirvana bassist) and h elived next to my 'friend' Ian(not really friend)i bet thim that i could jump in his pool from the balcony and he said ok, while he went to get some sloppy joes, i practiced hovering, my friend kristen was like "Dude, were you just floating!?" and im just like "yea" and then i felt my leg move and i woke up.


flying pwns