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[Slightly, slightly hangover]

I was in a bar, and similarly to that scene from How I Met Your Mother where drunk Barney greets everyone by kissing them like that gameshow host, I go around the bar picking up drinks from the bar and giving them to random patrons going "My brother! My sister!" while filming the whole thing. (not kissing them of course)

[I briefly wake up in between dreams]

Later I work in the theatre where a film screening takes place starring young actors. I'm backstage with the actors who re-enact the scenes in real time, going to extremes as running in the cold outside and such! Then a small break takes place and I'm anticipating the return of the cast, but wanting them to see run into the backstage from control room, I quickly try and leave the room through the hallway door (where the cast very slowly walks back into at that moment) I move through the hallway but it's narrow and extremely crowded and for some reason I cannot run to go faster but stay in place while moving in walking speed.

[I then wake up before ever leaving the hall]
lots of "build up with no climax" type of dreams which I always notice too late

I get invited by an old match from a dating app to a music performance or something, I vaguely remember this bit, all I remember from the dream is walking towards the destination on the street while a bunch of elementary school teachers and their pupils are all walking with a line of pupils following them as they head fo their excursion destination.
We pass an old railroad crossing that no longer exists fortunately and I watch the teachers one by one help their pupils cross the railroad in between trains (Daran Norris from Ned's Declassified was one of the teachers after my subconscious remembered he runs an acting school now too, although not elementary level)

[I never arrive at my destination and wake up again for a bit]

I'm at a campus as another dating app match whom I didn't know made music, invited me to her album release party. This old classmate from third grade was here as well for some reason, apparently he dated both dating app girls (who btw don't even exist) as well according to my dream's canon.
The girl's jacket lays on the front door of the campus apartment building with a custom message patched onto the back welcoming guests to her album release party. As my classmate goes up to the elevator, I wait in the lounge downstairs for a bit as I get recognised by random students for the video from my FIRST DREAM lol it had apparently gone viral and someone showed me a meme of their two favourite celebrities being handed a beer with the caption above saying "My brother! My sister!"
I hang out with them for a bit completely forgetting my main objective in the dream, then the dream turns into this movie scene where an ex girlfriend speaks to her ex boyfriend (played by Jaden) who's giving her a whole monologue about how he's been thinking about his behaviour and has grown up feeling like a better person and thanking her for it.
As he was trespassing the campus, the ex girlfriend warns him about campus security "going to stink him up" with stink bomb like bullets than aren't actually lethal so won't kill him.
He manages to avoid all campus security and is hiding behind a car next to the exit, ready to stealth towards the door when his escape ride chauffeur, his dad (played by Will Smith) enters through the exit being emotionally touched by his son's monologue going "My son!" as he walks up to his son to give him a hug to which the son disappointingly says "[N-word] you can't be serious right now-" and they both get shot by campus security before he can finish his sentence.

I somehow manage to press pause on this scene and suddenly remember why I was at the campus in the first place as I go up the stairs to hopefully still make the album release party. However, a few floors up I come across an art exhibition by the campus' art students who made all sorts of interactive art, one them being a sewing machine that has videos playing in the monitor with a caption on the monitor saying "How Norwegians laugh at videos"
As I walk around the exhibition, I notice a classmate from the art academy we studied at, he recognises me as "someone he did an elective with" and not as his classmate, barely remembering my name while I correct him while greeting him by his name. His friends start chatting with me and we all hang out in the restaurant in the room next door.

[I woke up before ever making it to the album release party]

Happy New Year folks, it's been a while since I posted in here for my sleep schedule has been too much of a mess as I work evenings/nights now.
This is kinda my "hatsuyume" of this year as it's often measured on the second day, my first day can be found on Tumblr:

https://www.tumblr.com/soapdispensersalesman/771531644662398976/bruh-my-first-dream-of-the-year-was-about-me-at-a?source=share

I was in Amersfoort for a meeting for a cultural event or something (Probably Spoffin as I volunteered there in 2017 but never got around to it since while last year they had their final edition due to its lack of funding.
At the meeting I'm hanging out with a group of people, including this guy I don't recall seeing there but somewhat resembles two dudes I befriended there. The guy asks what I've been up to and I tell him I lived in Berlin for a year and was about to tell him I'm employed in a theatre now but he interrupted me to express his fascinating how "my ship had sailed there" we were to continue to the conversation after drinks in the cafeteria, the cafeteria only has these mini Yakult sized fruit yogurt drinks, I order a banana one for three euros but wasn't sure I had enough money on my card. It was cash only anywayd but the person was looking for a mini wireless PIN device in their bag while I find change in my wallet and pay four euros as a small "spenden" which I have put in one of the random random duffel bags the cashier placed on the table. As i return from the food court and see the guy deeply in conversation with someone else, I briefly return to the meeting room to return my stuff in my bag, there I see a brunette girl who somewhat resembles a girl from my class when I studied media design who was the only one interested into taking the programming route, but with short hair. She also hsd this familiar look towards a woman I had seem somewhere before, at work or something. I still cannot recall, but I woke up.

I returned to high school for some reason to get my HAVO (Dutch high school VET level) diploma. At the school in question my colleagues from work are students and they just came up with a new snack where they put chewing gum into square cake forms with sprinkles, making sweet gum cubes. My friend and I were auditioning a girl for a performance video. One was well prepared whereas the other wasn't, but neither was I as I told her we'd have an extra audition round if necessary to calm her nerves before turning to my friend who told me we didn't, I accidentally cast the unprepared girl from earlier as they were both blonde Dutch girls with blue eyes and I couldn't tell them apart oops! I was living with a high school friend from Syria in a house by the canal in a Dutch city, although it might've been Giethoorn with city architecture too, we were extras in some finale episode of a sitcom, something adjacent to The Big Bang Theory or something as it was Chuck Lorre esque. My friend talks about being interested in studying architecture after we get our HAVO diploma and he mentioned the school he wanted to go to no longer being in French as he wanted to go to an international architecture school. We leave our house which for some reason was built right against the canal meaning you had to jump over the water to get to the other side. I instead run towards the left via the grass and crossed the water at a better place. My friend finds it amusing and we notice our upstairs neighbors, who are Nigerians from London, giggling, getting outside to replace the digital camera on a tripod that was at the front door, possibly filming us. It was one of the last days of my friends and I living together. I explain to my mom how the smart TV works, showing the search function. As I return to the previous menu so she can try herself, we notice this abstract interactive wallpaper of a camera scrolling past a river with a painted background, moving to the left. I then try to go to the search menu from earlier, but it just moves to the right instead. As we follow the river, we notice the background paintings changing, with the seems being noticeable as they cover a window, preventing it from opening. As we continue moving through a poolrooms esque hall of water in an indoor pool, we notice a character waving at us to throw merch shirts at us while questioning why she does this job before realising her monologue is distracting, a Josh Radnor looking character then interrupts her because of this as she throws a shirt at us as we just realised were walking through the water in our regular clothes. We finally reach the end and return to our home with a dead goldfish. We are taking about how that segment felt more like a finale than whatever scene we hadn't filmed yet. We go into the water segment one more time as I hear knocking on the pool windows, I wake up because of it.

I dreamed about working at the festival Amsterdam again but with my friend from Belgium. Halfway through the dream I suddenly work at a fancy restaurant in Paris similar to the one from The Bear (idk I haven't seen the show yet) and Rihanna casually visits talking in Dutch about her being allergic to "tonggoed" We hang out with her for a while. I then play Football with the staff's children inside the restaurant after hours and every time I ALMOST hit a valuable statue or lamp with the ball but ultimately miss

I was once again criticising the nonsense being posted on LinkedIn, just to get approached by Disney to be working on their next cartoon which was gonna be super abstract "inspired by that recent vaporwave trend", kinda Regular Show type of episodes.

Imagine my disappointment as I woke up in my tent realising it was a dream T_T