Iyotakanji
Lurker

I was sitting at my Grandparents house when they all looked at me and started screaming at me to get a job and someone chimmed in that i was a CNA which im not but thank god for that DC or it would of been an annoying dream. Me and my ex then went outside to smoke with her sister and we were walking up a hill when her mom and dad came storming out of the condo doors yelling at eachother and throwing punches at eachother and they got into there car and smashed into the condo mail boxes and drove off. I was then at a rotary next to my house and i was trying to get across it as fast as possible but in my left eye i could see a little kid riding a tricycle wearing a turtle helmet and there was incoming traffic >.>. On the other side of the rotary i could see a bunch of giant sprawling white apartments that seemed to be connected by rope bridges. I remember getting to the apartments and seeing someone in all black walking towards me and i freaked out and started running up through the apartments and running past random DC's and finally i got to the top of one of them and found a room that my dad was in and he was playing virtual reality skyrim and he didnt understand what the Companions where and kept calling them demons when they were actually werewolves and then i could see the werewolves running across one of the bridges to a door. I walked over to the door to see what was inside of it and When i got into it i saw a bunch of junk except a very nice looking cotton candy looking machine which i thought i could make some quick cash off of. I brought the machine down to a street corner and began selling cotton candy and redbulls and when i opened the hatch to the machine meatwad from ATHF was inside. Some obese man also walked upto me asking for the biggest redbull i had and when i looked we had like 42oz redbulls which kinda made me worried for the guy. I was then in a mental institue and i know this because there were jail cell looking doors and i was with the attractive ladies from Sucker punch and the walls were all white. They were throwing waterballoons that on impact would explode into a firey explosion. The weird part to was my old bestfriend dan was on the guards side and the way we fought was kinda like final fantasy which was kinda interesting. The best move my friend dan had was knocking over some barstool looking chairs hahah. I was then in my basement and my grandma handed me the housephone and said it was for me and when i looked it said it was from layfette which i have no clue where that is and it turned out to be my other grandma and she was wishing me a merry xmas which didnt make sense. My ex then woke me up and said i was sleep talking but i fell back asleep instantly and was then infront of a Bar with an alley on the side with a dim light above a door so i walked over to it and then was inside the bar where i was swiftly kicked out by a mexican woman that reminded me of a girl from my school

The dream started off with me at my ex gf's house and I remember house sitting for her with my dad and i was hiding redbulls around her house for no reason 0.o. I was waiting for her to get home from school at 2:30pm but then it was instantly 6:30 pm and i was furious so i searched for my redbull and left. Then i was walking downa street with a gas station on the right of me and I looked down at my redbull to find out its turned into an almost exploding canister of Co2 and i freaked out and threw it...sadly towards the gas station...I then being really scared thinking it was going to explode ran backwards as fast as i could but i barely could and this is weird cause i started zig zagging and im actually pretty fast at running backwards. After a small pop i ran over to the gas station to see it only broke a window in the basement to my relief -_- it then started snowing and i was on a bike trying to trek it through when a pack of rabid foxes with glowing red eyes tryed biting my ankles but i kept them at bay. The dream instantly transfered to me being at a Sandpit with 2 older people a man and a woman and we were sorrounded by woods and a few houses and theyre were some weird noises coming from the woods but it wasnt really scaring me. and old man walked out from one of the houses and the lady i was with said "he wont help you if you get hurt" and i didnt really think anything of it. After this i was in the middle of some town with brick buildings all around me and all of a sudden a car did a barrel roll into one of the builidngs causing minimal damage but when i looked closer i could see the cast of its always sunny scurring out from the wreckage of the building xD

It started with me in a old school playground and it was sunny and nice. I remember seeing a bunch of old familiar school mate faces and one of them was martha hamlin and she told me that the woods behind the playground across the street was haunted and that really sparked my interest. I then walked into the school and saw a bunch of my old friends drinking four lokos and i made fun of my friend greg and then swiped his four loko out of his hands and began chugging it. As soon as i finished The whole school turned into a gymnastics class and everyone was working out and i didnt want to look dumb so i joined in. After that I decided to Check out the woods. I dont remember much from it except it being really foggy and really scary and something was darting between the tree's. After i left the woods i was in the street and i ran into a half dog half skunk looking thing i started to pet it and we became friends! soon after that i walked up the street and hung out with these random ass people in an old SUV and told them about my experience in the woods and we all laughed and shrugged it off. After that I was then at this club and there wasnt many people there so i decided to leave in a hurry and my way of getting out was taking a old go-kart and driving it out. when i got out of the doors of the club i was in the falls of my town and i felt like i was going to get in trouble for riding the cart around so i got off and pulled it using my bike. After that I was then in a car with my friend mike at his work smoking a blunt and getting high as all hell it was to the point where i could feel my ears feeling weird in my dream and when i woke up i felt the same way for a little while!

Me and my ex gf where hanging out over this kendra girls house. we got to he room and it was really weird all of her walls except the back on was normal and the back one had a huge waterfall made of weird discolored water. We then went to her fridge and we found Gatorade bottles and we asked what kind they where and she said they'll make you trio so we drank them! And all of a sudden i was on an all white race track covered in blackness and i was in mariokart!. next i remember i was infront of bowser and i threw him of the track and instantly after i was lubu from DW and was fucking up peons and i remember instantly fucking up Zhao yun. After the battle i remember being at my dads in the backyard and it was really weird looking and the dream morphed into me and my my driving past the district court in Springfield. Then i got a call about taking photos for times magazine at a new korean mall so i took the opportunity and then was in a multi colored wall corridor thingy with a i guess my camera crew? the weirdest part to was the halls were lite up with x ,mas lights i do remember also DC's getting mad about me getting in the way. then i was at my hotel room and i remember my co worker being upset i suppose about me losing my camera but then another crew member showed yup and had it in his bag. then bam someone stormed in and was like keither needs your help which is weird because i dont with him plus im supposed in korea? so i go outside in a sunny parking lot and hes working a black comaro but he lifts the body and it was made of all wood and another co worker dc showed up and reminded me of a previous dream.

I was trying to break into an 18 wheeler on a fridged cold night then i was instantly ina huge field and bam next to me popped up a huge gray bunker and I was in a huge grassy field. When i looked over the horizon i could see an ODST soilder trying to use the hover ability and he was having trouble so i attempted and to no avail...