I am undeniably a turtle at heart. I'm slow at nearly everything. Paradoxically, physical activities are just about the only thing that I'm really fast at, as shown in my second place title schoolwide in mile times. I suppose I am similar in many ways to Erik... except I don't share his extent of misanthropy.
Location:
Backwater
Interests:
animals of all kinds, reading, writing, Kingdom Hearts, saving the world.
Occupation:
Philosopher/student of betwixt
Gender:
Male
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If you're a bigot, I'll burn you with the heat of my eyes. Then I'll drop a chandelier on your head, pull your sorry soul back from hell with my Punjab lasso (so it hurts) and make you follow Ghandi's example, or do it all over again.