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I'm an atheist but I follow certain aspects of LaVeyan Satanism, Buddhism and Pantheism.
Liked On: 05-09-2011, 04:14 AM
Except... humans? The fallacy here is so glaringly obvious and stupid, it's hilarious. Let's try another... Cheetas can run at 75mph. There isn't an animal that can do this. Hence, Cheetas...
Liked On: 05-08-2011, 10:26 PM
I'd wish that I didn't have anything to wish for.
Liked On: 05-08-2011, 08:24 AM
I'd wish for a fish. A fish that came with a dish. It'd splash and splish, this brutish fish, and I'd relish in all of this. Why such a wish, as outlandish as this? You see this fish, ne'er would he...
Liked On: 05-08-2011, 08:24 AM
This thread is intended only for the betterment of humanity. No offense is meant toward any parties. Do not read while eating. I've had two roommates, both somewhat obese, one male and one female,...
Liked On: 05-04-2011, 11:08 PM
I am male and I crossdress with female clothing. I am and always have been straight. I keep the practice within my home and have no wish to go out in public. The pleasurable feeling which it gives...
Liked On: 05-04-2011, 07:48 PM
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore, There is society, where none intrudes, By the deep sea, and music in its roar: I love not man the less, but...
Liked On: 05-04-2011, 01:05 AM
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Liked On: 05-04-2011, 12:52 AM
You know after just listening to this song for the tenth time today i just had to come up here and say THANK YOU.. that tune is awesome and it made my day. :D
Liked On: 05-04-2011, 12:43 AM
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Liked On: 05-02-2011, 02:47 AM
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/067/a/f/I_saw_what_you_did_there__by_Quizzical_Squidopus.png Prove it - say something that rhymes.
Liked On: 04-28-2011, 11:11 PM
*Ahem* Well, it began with waking up. I had slumbered since 4:45am, till 2pm (something I haven't done in a few years, I never sleep into noontime). The day before I had worked out a bit and got...
Liked On: 04-28-2011, 10:25 PM
Everything feels right, right now. Today was the best day ever. Tomorrow will take its place.
Liked On: 04-28-2011, 10:23 PM
Well, a study involving 5-10 people would be a little extreme, but it's true that even the largest experiments involve observing data for a relatively small subset of the population and then...
Liked On: 04-28-2011, 09:50 PM
Replicon, Putting your zafu on your bed might make you sink down too much, it depends on your bed. If you have some soft carpet that might be better, or fold up a blanket and put you zafu on top of...
Liked On: 04-27-2011, 07:47 PM
I found myself in my late grandmothers backyard in which I had spent my youth. There were other people there who had sub machine guns and were trying to place one in my hands. All of a sudden they all went silent and moved to their positions at various places in the backyard. There was an opening in the fence towards the back so I positioned myself parallel, horizontally to it so when "they" came through the opening, they wouldn't see me in their peripheral vision.
As soon as I rustled in the bushes awaiting the ambush, they burst through the fence shooting all of my comrades so I stood up (they have all walked past me at this point, distracted by the people in front of them) and started spraying all of their backs with machine gun fire. I turned to the entrance and shoot anyone who past through until there was a heap of mangled bodies blocking the gate. Suddenly I heard an ear shattering roar and turned to see a 50 foot deformed man-giant breaking through the gate. I knew at once that I was outmatched and ran away leaving the few comrades that were still alive to hold off the giant.
I escaped through the woods and found myself standing in a meadow, I could no longer hear the scattered machine gun fire accompanying the giants footsteps. I rested in the grass and felt the warmth on my skin, coming to the realization that I was in a dream. I subsequently woke up.
This one was unusual for me as I am usually certain of the "trigger" or the moment that induced my lucidity. Im not sure if it was the peace of the meadow or the sensation of warm sunlight kissing my skin (In the dream I actually felt very pleasurable warmth).
In this dream I go in and out of being lucid.
Im at this music festival and I become lucid by noticing the vast amount of stars in the sky (I live in a big city, no stars) as well as shooting stars. All of a sudden riot police show up and start beating up all my friends and I notice my principle among the chaos.
I escape by changing the dream scenario( I have a bad habit of becoming lucid, facing problems and making the scenario disappear instead of manifesting a giant sword or flying away) and wind up at my school. I see this kid (who Ill call John) who is a junkie in real life and he is trying to throw a syringe at me. I duck and try to run away but he gets next to me and stabs me in the shoulder with the syringe.
I freak out and beat the shit out of him and he invites me back to his house to smoke but once we get there we both pull knifes on each other and square off. Suddenly his big brother comes out of nowhere and throws him in the oven but I convince him to take John out after a minute.
I learn it is Halloween and the night is young. We go to Johns friends house to smoke but when we get there a giant robot guard dog jumps over the fence and we run our asses off. We split up and I hide in a mailbox which the robodog destroys but I still get away.
The dream changes again and I am at my deceased grandmothers house and it is Christmas now. 3 old ladies I have never seen before are there and they are stealing all of the presents. I wrestle with the old ladies and tell them to GTFO and steal back the presents. This is when I woke up.
It was a strange and violent dream but it was pretty cool.
So Im walking to my house from the store and I notice mushroom cloud explosions going off in the distance as well as UFO's shooting green and pink laser beams at my neighbors. So I freak out and run as fast as I can back to my house but in dreams i always run really slow.
When I walk through the door I see my dad and little brother kicking it in the living room unaware of whats going on. I realize all of a sudden that my dad is brainwashed by the aliens because he is just sitting on the couch staring into space. I pull my little brother into the kitchen and hand him a big knife and arm myself with a butcher knife.
Then an alien pig and an alien cat teleport into my house and start viciously attacking me. My little brother runs away and leaves the knife while I am stabbing the alien pig furiously. But the pigs wounds heal instantly and I realize that the fight is futile and jump out of the window and run down the street.
When I woke up I felt kinda ashamed that I left my brother and father in the hands of the alien pig but o well.