grab a couple apples that i can reach and throw them at this "divine" apple until i hit it and knock it free. -- now say i get a taste of the apple and it leaps away and goes further up the tree. this is where i set fire to the tree and listen to that son of a bitch apple scream as he burns alive for tormenting me so! and if anything at all, i now have a perfectly good roasted apple... yeah, im destructive... so what? i could also chop the tree down if i so pleased. but that's a lot more work than lighting a little fire now isn't it. -- even if the apple told me that he was rotten on the inside, i wouldn't believe him. that's exactly what i'd say to avoid being eaten.

you may not think i'm serious... but i am. if something in my gut told me that great things would happen if i ate that apple, i would do most anything in my power to get it. i might not go to the length of burning a tree down, but i would defiantly find a tool of some sort to get the apple down.