THE UNIVERSE

1) Area: Infinite.

Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally sunning size, real "Wow, that's big" time. Infinity is just so big that, by camparison, the bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

2) Imports: None.

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.

3 Exports: None.

See imports

4) Population: None.

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.


Anyone guess what this is from? You will get extra credit!

-Rob