I really don't hate people, so I joined this forum.

**s00p** · 11-30-2005 03:46 AM

Nothing pisses me off, so here I am! I figure that I could get really riled up in here. Anyway, just wanted to say 'hello' to this exciting new forum.

Oh, and I suppose I should throw a question out to you God-fearing people: When did you discover your faith? Were you 'born' with it, so to speak? Or did it involve some major event in your life?

**Ex Nine** · 11-30-2005 04:42 AM

A challenge!

You named this thread like a four-year-old. If you want this thread to be about the questions you asked and not about you, then you should have put them in the topic. But even if you did it wouldn't stop this thread from being entirely useless, since there is one already on that topic. A better one.

Are you pissed off? Do you hate me yet?

**R.Carter** · 11-30-2005 01:41 PM

Greetings s00p !
Nine is right you know, check out the " Post Your Path " thread for some insights.
I guess the first thing you should do is post there yourself so we can gain a foothold
on your insecurities and then maim you accordingly

Nothing pisses you off , huh ? Post a thought or theory that really means alot to you and then we'll see ! Always nice to have fresh meat, er , I mean fresh ideas .

**Universal Mind** · 11-30-2005 10:22 PM

Do you not feel the least bit of injustice in the fact that God has dick up your ass at this very moment? And his son has his balls in your mouth. Are you going to just sit there and take that? (Slap! Slap! Slap!) Toughen up!!!

**s00p** · 12-01-2005 12:31 AM

Actually, Nine, I already hated you...

(no, but really...)

And, doesn't that mean that my dick is also up God's mouth? I'm getting a devine blow job right now, and loving every minute of it. That's my theory, bitches. Syall round.

**Universal Mind** · 12-01-2005 01:16 AM

Originally posted by s00p

And, doesn't that mean that my dick is also up God's mouth? I'm getting a devine blow job right now, and loving every minute of it.

Uh, that's true too. Good point.

**Ex Nine** · 12-01-2005 01:25 AM

Wow.

Doesn't that mean it's a gay blowjob?

**R.Carter** · 12-01-2005 03:45 AM

I wonder if God swallows ?

**Awaken4e1** · 12-01-2005 07:21 AM

Originally posted by s00p
Nothing pisses me off, so here I am! I figure that I could get really riled up in here. Anyway, just wanted to say 'hello' to this exciting new forum.

Oh, and I suppose I should throw a question out to you God-fearing people: When did you discover your faith? Were you 'born' with it, so to speak? Or did it involve some major event in your life?

God determines whom shall know the truth, He chooses whom He will reveal the truth unto, and when. Some know from the age of accountability, some know from birth, some know, even before they were formed in the flesh. All whom encounter God consider it an Earth shaking event.

**Ex Nine** · 12-01-2005 08:07 AM

Originally posted by Awaken4e1
All whom encounter God consider it an Earth shaking event.

Earth shaking ass-gasms, eh Awaken?

**InTheMoment** · 12-01-2005 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Ex Nine

Earth shaking ass-gasms, eh Awaken?

LOL!!

/me adds ass-gasms to vocabulary.

**Awaken4e1** · 12-01-2005 07:25 PM

Everyone whom has (truly received) received the Lord as Savior, and not just in their head, but in the Heart. Have walked into a new World as is revealed by the Lord in Rev 21:1 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth did pass away, and the sea is not any more;

They did pass away because the recipient has the ability to see into the spirit world. And for Us there is already a New Heaven, and a New Earth. For the old one did pass away from our lives.

‘For the light is seen in darkness, and the darkness comprehended it not.’

The Rev.