Thread: Ask One Qns To God, What Would It Be.

This topic is steering into the wrong direction. lol.

yeah it does Should we just go ahead and move this to R/S now? It's walking a fine line...

Originally Posted by Burns

yeah it does Should we just go ahead and move this to R/S now? It's walking a fine line...
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Walking a fine line? Its using it as a freaking trampoline! XD

It is a question answer thread for crying out loud.
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It is a question answer thread[/b]

Shit. God hasn't given any answers yet.

I would ask him if it would be possible for him to make all consciousness infinitely happy for eternity without there being any problems with doing that. I would thereby be asking him if he is infinitely powerful.

If I had already somehow learned the answer to that, I would ask him what the future of the consciousness of the dead will be like.

If I had already somehow found out the answer to that, I would ask him, "What is the metaphysical basis of your existence?" If he said, "I have always been," I would say, "Objection! Evading the question!"

I would actually request two things... I'd take the first if a second was not allowed. (Yes, I can read titles.)

1: May I have a cup of coffee?
I bet He makes the best cup of coffee.

2: May I have a hug?
Who would give better hugs than the one who created them?

how i mine 4 fish????

Originally Posted by Amethyst

I would actually request two things... I'd take the first if a second was not allowed. (Yes, I can read titles.)

1: May I have a cup of coffee?
I bet He makes the best cup of coffee.

2: May I have a hug?
Who would give better hugs than the one who created them?
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I love you

Originally Posted by Amethyst

I would actually request two things... I'd take the first if a second was not allowed. (Yes, I can read titles.)

1: May I have a cup of coffee?
I bet He makes the best cup of coffee.

2: May I have a hug?
Who would give better hugs than the one who created them?
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Yeah, I totally agree. Like, just hypothetically, if you had the choice, wouldn't you ask a cup of caffienated beverage above instructions on how to make a cure for aids and save millions if not more?

Absolutely, Neuro. Although I think I'd pick Vanilla Coke instead, especially since it's not being made anymore. I figure if god wanted to cure anything, he'd have done so already. Sorry, children dying in the hospital, but god knows better than you and he decided you'd die.

Besides, I'm thirsty.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Sorry, children dying in the hospital, but god knows better than you and he decided you'd die.
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But he wouldn't love them if he didn't give them the free will to die against their will in a hospital as children. It's not like something with infinite power doesn't have limitations on his power.

"What The Fuck man?"

Yes, I can see his reaction now!

Originally Posted by Universal

But he wouldn't love them if he didn't give them the free will to die against their will in a hospital as children. It's not like something with infinite power doesn't have limitations on his power.
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My bad. I never really thought of it that way.

Originally Posted by Mark75

how i mine 4 fish????
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Jesus, 1 out of every 3 posts you make, you make me laugh over and over with your /b/ullshit.
I love it.

I might ask.. how do i shot web?

Dear god, was Mary good in bed?


or, how do I abolish you?

or, why did you feel you needed to include: old people not being able to control their bowels and shitting themselves, in your divine plan? (and id be pretty mad if he blamed adam and eve...)

Originally Posted by TweaK

Jesus, 1 out of every 3 posts you make, you make me laugh over and over with your /b/ullshit.
I love it.

I might ask.. how do i shot web?
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Ahahaha, glad someone is enjoying my posts.

Originally Posted by ;367448

or, why did you feel you needed to include: old people not being able to control their bowels and shitting themselves, in your divine plan? (and id be pretty mad if he blamed adam and eve...)
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why?

Originally Posted by Keeper

why?
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why would I be mad if God said the reason old people shit themselves is because adam and eve didn't obey him and listend to a snake instead and ate some fruit from a tree? is that what your asking?

or are you asking me why would I ask that question?

whywhat?

I am an Atheist here but we are saying that God exists and he let me in to heaven cos i sed sowwy then:

if i was being mature:

1) I know Adam and Eve disobyed you but since you are supposidly all forgiving, why didn;t you forgive them as you know the devil tricked them since they had no free-will to think about why the snake might be tricking them. And even if they deserved it, why did you continue to make all humans suffer so much for thousands of years after?

2) If you are all loving and want us to be like you, then why did you tell us to hate so many types of people, gays, non christians, enslave people, etc


if i was being immature:

1) Hey God( assuming he looks like a human male, which he should since we were made in his image, and in the bible men are seen to be superior).... you know how technically you haven't had a true child, you used your powers to create Jesus... then man don't you wish for sex so bad?, i mean you are supposed to be like us and it is natural way of having a child. Unless you did have swex with Mary, but still thousands of years sitting their watching us all do it, even a very disciplined mind mustcrave it, you obviouslyhave free will, so even your mind must wander into such thought tracks?

There's a thing as safe sex.

Originally Posted by TweaK

There's a thing as safe sex.
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huh? I don't see what your trying to say to me, because i said sex is a naturalway of having a child, correct me if i'm wrong here, and i can't see God using a condom, since it is stopping what should be creating life..

and since your christian you can't be suggesting God having sex with anythine else but a woman...can you?

Explain what you ment plzies.

Originally Posted by joey11223

I am an Atheist here but we are saying that God exists and he let me in to heaven cos i sed sowwy then:

if i was being mature:

1) I know Adam and Eve disobyed you but since you are supposidly all forgiving, why didn;t you forgive them as you know the devil tricked them since they had no free-will to think about why the snake might be tricking them. And even if they deserved it, why did you continue to make all humans suffer so much for thousands of years after?

2) If you are all loving and want us to be like you, then why did you tell us to hate so many types of people, gays, non christians, enslave people, etc
if i was being immature:

1) Hey God( assuming he looks like a human male, which he should since we were made in his image, and in the bible men are seen to be superior).... you know how technically you haven't had a true child, you used your powers to create Jesus... then man don't you wish for sex so bad?, i mean you are supposed to be like us and it is natural way of having a child. Unless you did have swex with Mary, but still thousands of years sitting their watching us all do it, even a very disciplined mind mustcrave it, you obviouslyhave free will, so even your mind must wander into such thought tracks?
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I dont think God will be able to answer your questions if you ever asked them, since they arent..well. well informed

how could Adam and Eve disobey God if they didnt already have free will? If they had no free will, the fruit would not have been eaten. The fruit was not free will, but knowledge of good and evil, where as they only had knowledge of good.

The bible at no point asks us to hate people, but to not judge and to love. Go to any christian church, ask their dogmatic priests, even they will tell as much as they are against homosexuality, not to hate.

God doesnt have a penis, isnt human, doesnt think or feel like a human, God is omnipresent - all throughout the universe. And you want this universal and beyond entity to have, human sex? I dont think, you want to have sex with, mice do you? God is not Zeus.

Originally Posted by juroara

I dont think God will be able to answer your questions if you ever asked them, since they arent..well. well informed

how could Adam and Eve disobey God if they didnt already have free will? If they had no free will, the fruit would not have been eaten. The fruit was not free will, but knowledge of good and evil, where as they only had knowledge of good.

The bible at no point asks us to hate people, but to not judge and to love. Go to any christian church, ask their dogmatic priests, even they will tell as much as they are against homosexuality, not to hate.

God doesnt have a penis, isnt human, doesnt think or feel like a human, God is omnipresent - all throughout the universe. And you want this universal and beyond entity to have, human sex? I dont think, you want to have sex with, mice do you? God is not Zeus.
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If God is not Zeus, and Zeus was a God for Ancient Greeks, that what is God?

Also he does look like a human, as man was made in his image, his suggests we look like him, no?

Also i think the question about why he told us that homosexuals, other religions and other groups of people were evil and sinners and should go to hell, thus making Christians dislike, or other religions wise, think they had to be converted, which led to much killing, is a perfectly reasonable question.

Also Adam and Eve could dis-obey God without free will. Basicly without free will they wouldn;t stop to question anything said to them right? God could say one day that bananas were evil so don't eat them, then the next day say they were great, and Adam and Eve wouldn't question this change of orders. So when the Devil told them to eat it and told them God was just being selfish, they wouldn't think to question the snake, they would just do the most recent command they were given. This doesn't seem like much of a life anyway, i prefer free will and self awareness. Imagine what it would be like without free-will. No arts as we wouldnt be able to really think about how the things around us came to be and wouldn't be able to use imagination to create things that didnt exist. No individuality. We would never have real oppinions about anything, what would there be to discuss and understand and question? All they could say is things like " What are you doing?" " I am eating" etc, no imagination, just automated responses, like computers in a way