Ask One Qns To God, What Would It Be.

[Raven]

I was listening to songs and the lyrics of one caught my attention. Extracted from the song is What If God Was One Of Us by Joan Osbourn: If God had a name, What would it be? And would you call it to his face, If you were faced with him, In all his glory, What would you ask, If you had just one question? If God had a face, What would it look like? And would you want to see... If seeing meant that you would have to believe... in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets.. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us, Just a stranger on the bus, Trying to make his way home, Back up to heaven all alone.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So if you had one qns to ask him, just ONE question in your whole life time.....what would it be. I would ask, "You probaby knew that I was going to say this to you already....er........right?"

[Indecent Exposure]

Was Mary Good? =)

[arby]

What is 1/0?

[Raven]

What is 1/0? [/b] I can answer that! - Maths error - =D

[Umbrasquall]

How do I become like you?

[Oneironaut Zero]

Just how many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?? ...I'd probably walk away wishing I'd asked him something else, but damnit, I'd like to know.

[Ross]

Meaning Of Life. or Who in the world loved me or something girly like that.

[Kaniaz]

What is 1/0?[/b] Undefined, goddamnit! I'd ask him what the winning lottery numbers were going to be for the next ten years in England. Yes. I think that would be good. ALTERNATIVELY How do I live forever. Doing so would allow you a long time to get the lottery right, a long time to work out all the kinks in science, a long time to just about do everything (and certainly a hell of a long time to be watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. reruns when the TV networks collapse from so many lottery wins). ALTERNATIVELY How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? ALTERNATIVELY You know that tootsie roll question, God? yeah. I want in on the answer.

[ExoByte]

I think Kaniaz got the right questions. Except for the lottery one, I'd ask what they would be in Canada. But, I also might as the origins of all life, time, space, the universe, and where God himself came from.

[The Blue Meanie]

I'd ask why the hell he/she/it sits by and does sweet fuck all while, every year, people are murdered, innoncent women, children, and even men are raped, abused, and tortured, why 7-year-olds in africa carry AKs and mow down villages of innocent farmers, why the only thing Christianity's done for the world is spread war, extinguish native culture, and held back any sort of social and scientific development, why the Dalai Lama, the only religious leader in the world worth a damn, was exiled and persecuted from his normally peaceful native country by a huge oligarchic opressive chinese empire, why africa starves and is ridden with aids, why the so called "modern world" fosters a culture that encourages the sexualisation of only just teenagers... etc, etc. If the bastard gave me some "free will" or "non-intervention" answer, I'd slap him.

[arby]

Wait, I changed my mind. I ask him to recite Pi to its final digit. Speaking five digit a second of course =P That'll keep him occupied for a while. XD

[3FLryan]

I'd ask him if there is any absolute truth, or is everything relative? Obviously, if there is, I'd want to find it on my own, not have someone tell me. And if I could have one more question, I'd ask if it was worth while to search for truth even if it isn't there.

[Borshkevski]

I would ask : "What's your life story?"

[Smileyguy597]

Will I go to heaven??? If the answer is yes then you could almost do anything you wanted... no matter what you do you would get into heaven because God said so... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What substance will cure every diesease and where can i find it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can i enable myself to teleport anywhere i want? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- or the ultimate question... Why?

[DiegoDraw]

Well minus the fact that I not only doubt his existence, but rather deny it altogether... I would ask: "Why?" No more than that. I'm positive it would provoke some interesting topics for "Him" to talk about without the chance of being duped (if you ask "Why are we here," it's just a set up to be cheated through some loopholes). ~D-Draw

[TweaK]

What is 1/0? [/b] Omg you bastard, noooo-- I can answer that! - Maths error - =D [/b] Nope, it's.. DEATH AND DESTRUCTION (see above). Meaning Of Life.[/b] That's not a question. "Ask me one question!" "Meaning of life" "That's not a question, too bad, your credits are up! Please insert more coins." Undefined, goddamnit![/b] NOT IT'S NOT, IT'S DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. I'd ask him what the winning lottery numbers were going to be for the next ten years in England. Yes. I think that would be good.[/b] Nice. I'd just move to your place and get in on the money. ALTERNATIVELY How do I live forever. Doing so would allow you a long time to get the lottery right, a long time to work out all the kinks in science, a long time to just about do everything (and certainly a hell of a long time to be watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. reruns when the TV networks collapse from so many lottery wins).[/b] Good, good. As I said, you'd tell me how and I'd just live with you until I'm rich at least. o_ô ALTERNATIVELY How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?[/b] Now this is a question - This'd probably be mine.

[Burns]

What REALLY happens when we die?

[Howie]

Was it the devil that made me do it?

[Keeper]

I would ask the transendant question

[NeAvO]

Is there a point to me being here?

[Keeper]

I can tell you that now yebo

[Indecent Exposure]

I'd ask why the hell he/she/it sits by and does sweet fuck all while, every year, people are murdered, innoncent women, children, and even men are raped, abused, and tortured, why 7-year-olds in africa carry AKs and mow down villages of innocent farmers, why the only thing Christianity's done for the world is spread war, extinguish native culture, and held back any sort of social and scientific development, why the Dalai Lama, the only religious leader in the world worth a damn, was exiled and persecuted from his normally peaceful native country by a huge oligarchic opressive chinese empire, why africa starves and is ridden with aids, why the so called "modern world" fosters a culture that encourages the sexualisation of only just teenagers... etc, etc. If the bastard gave me some "free will" or "non-intervention" answer, I'd slap him. [/b] I would defintely have a hard task between this and the Mary Question regardless of the answer followed by a kick to his Godly genatalia Imran

[Keeper]

why the hate?

[Indecent Exposure]

because if her eally is there, i detest him, for the hell hes created on earth Imran

[Keeper]

[edited to add missing capital] do you mean it is His fault? I do not ask that question nore do I make that statment, but have you considered that there might be a reason?