I pray for you that have not accepted the word of Jesus Christ

**wfrballin** · 08-26-2007 02:14 AM

I pray that you will let him in your life. You have a spirtual hole in your hearts and you need to find the Lord.

**wasup** · 08-26-2007 02:21 AM

ok thx

**♥Mark** · 08-26-2007 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I pray that you will let him in your life. You have a spirtual hole in your hearts and you need to find the Lord.

It's from a spiritual shotgun firing .12 gauge commonsense-shot left in me by someone who is a much better marksman than you.

**Universal Mind** · 08-26-2007 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I pray that you will let him in your life. You have a spirtual hole in your hearts and you need to find the Lord.

Who is that? I've never met him. What country does he live in?

**RooJ** · 08-26-2007 02:31 AM

Now you've gone and done it!

**wfrballin** · 08-26-2007 02:34 AM

He created every country on this planet. Lucky you, you'll burn in hell.

...making a mockery out of the Lord. mmm.

**♥Mark** · 08-26-2007 02:35 AM

Feel the pain...

of those inferior beings...

As you burn in Hell!

**RooJ** · 08-26-2007 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

He created every country on this planet. Lucky you, you'll burn in hell.

Don't worry, hell's just something the grown-ups tell you about to make you behave, or is that the santa coal thing :\

**Universal Mind** · 08-26-2007 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

He created every country on this planet. Lucky you, you'll burn in hell.

...making a mockery out of the Lord. mmm.

That's very loving of you. I'm sure Jesus would be proud, whoever he is. I didn't ask what country he created. I asked what country he lives in now. Damn, you're being totally evasive this earlier in our conversation? Try again. You better not make a mockery of me because you will be tortured for eternity. You might not deserve capital punishment for it, and not even jail time or a ticket, but you do deserve eternal torture for it. See how much sense this makes? Now tell me where I can find this Jesus guy because we have been talking about him here for almost two years and he hasn't even had the decency to leave one single post. Is he off fighting in Iraq?

**Goldney** · 08-26-2007 02:42 AM

Why are non-religous people less spiritual? If "God" created us all equal then the non-believer is just as spiritual as the believer.

**wfrballin** · 08-26-2007 02:44 AM

I guarantee each and every one of you will bow down to the Lords feet and beg for mercey when your time is over. I would like to see you make a fool of the Lord in his presence.

**Universal Mind** · 08-26-2007 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I guarantee each and every one of you will bow down to the Lords feet and beg for mercey when your time is over. I would like to see you make a fool of the Lord in his presence.

I would like to see you make a fool of Hulk Hogan in His presence.

**♥Mark** · 08-26-2007 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I guarantee each and every one of you will bow down to the Lords feet and beg for mercey when your time is over. I would like to see you make a fool of the Lord in his presence.

Yeah, he did a fine job last time. What was it that he did? Nailed everyone to a cross? No, that's not right.

**Universal Mind** · 08-26-2007 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by Mark75

Yeah, he did a fine job last time. What was it that he did? Nailed everyone to a cross? No, that's not right.

No, he had himself nailed to a cross in the form of his son (not biological) so he could change his own rules of eternal torture by dying, which meant going back to where he had been for eternity.

**♥Mark** · 08-26-2007 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

No, he had himself nailed to a cross in the form of his son (not biological) so he could change his own rules of eternal torture by dying, which meant going back to where he had been for eternity.

Oh, yeah, that does make more sense.

**ninja pirate** · 08-26-2007 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

He created every country on this planet. Lucky you, you'll burn in hell.

...making a mockery out of the Lord. mmm.

This is ridiculous. If you believe the teachings of the Bible you'll know you can't judge people like this. You have no idea who is going to hell nor if it even exists.

**homer2020** · 08-26-2007 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by Mark75

Feel the pain...

of those inferior beings...

As you burn in Hell!

To be entirely off topic, I find that quote funny in Tales of Symphonia

I love that game.

**♥Mark** · 08-26-2007 06:04 AM

Originally Posted by homer2020

To be entirely off topic, I find that quote funny in Tales of Symphonia

I love that game.

A lot of things in that game were funny by accident. It's one-a my favs' for sure.

**Replicon** · 08-26-2007 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I guarantee each and every one of you will bow down to the Lords feet and beg for mercey when your time is over. I would like to see you make a fool of the Lord in his presence.

That sounds like wrath to me. Don't you know that's sinful? I forgive you.

By the way, is that your picture on that guy's lap in your avatar?

**Bonsay** · 08-26-2007 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Replicon

By the way, is that your picture on that guy's lap in your avatar?

No that's god... fool!

**Rainman** · 08-26-2007 10:08 AM

This is the exactly kind of dipshit nonsense I was talking about. wfrballin, read this. You're not god. Who are you to say who is going to hell? You're not a real Christian. You're the type that preaches bullshit to people to make himself FEEL Christian. For someone who throws the bible at other people, maybe you'll appreciate a quote that you should consider before posting some of this nonsense again.

Beware of practicing your piety before other in order to be seen by them; for then you have no reward from your Father in heaven. So whenever you give alms, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be praised by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward. But when you give alms, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your alms may be done in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
"And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly, I tell you, they have received their reward. But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

From Matthew 6:1

So save it. No one cares. You can't force people into finding god. They either do or they don't. That's not up to you.

**Keeper** · 08-26-2007 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by wfrballin

I pray that you will let him in your life. You have a spirtual hole in your hearts and you need to find the Lord.

With all the love and respect in the world ... What the Hell do you think you are doing?

Listen to me carefully (If you aren't a Troll ...)

a) That method of attempting conversion doesn't work

b) People don't change their religion/philosophy often just from reading stuff in a forum. Your method is more likely to make Theists become Atheists.

c) Making a thread like this is never a good idea: It is a troll magnate. If you are looking for aggressive, satirical, or just plain weird comments, make one. If you are trying to make a difference, use another method.

And what is up with the title?

Let us not even start with your other comments ...

Bottom line: You're not doing it right, unless you are a troll ...

**Sec** · 08-26-2007 12:15 PM

I just find it strange that Jesus makes one apperance on earth, shoots through for over 2000 years and then still expects us to believe in him or we suffer eternal torture. That's hardly fair

**Oneironaut Zero** · 08-26-2007 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Rainman

This is the exactly kind of dipshit nonsense I was talking about. wfrballin, read this. You're not god. Who are you to say who is going to hell? You're not a real Christian. You're the type that preaches bullshit to people to make himself FEEL Christian. For someone who throws the bible at other people, maybe you'll appreciate a quote that you should consider before posting some of this nonsense again.

From Matthew 6:1

So save it. No one cares. You can't force people into finding god. They either do or they don't. That's not up to you.

Pwned.
Well done.