Thread: When will god...

When will god release a patch for this universe? Seriously, it's way unbalanced. Not to mention grinding cash is boring. And what's with all the glitches? You always need to eat and breath, but you can never do both at the same time? wtf? And do I even need to point out all the spammers that have invaded TV? I don't think so. How about a few GM's here and there, god?! Is it really that hard? Seriously, I swear you spent all your time making the rest of the universe and rushed it once you got to Earth to get it on to the shelves before the holiday season started. You must get about 2 billion emails a day about all these griefers. So do something! Worst of all, if I uninstall, I can never play again!!! ARG

And please, for the love of all that is holy, release an instruction manual!

Don't expect one anytime soon.
If this universe was worth a fly's wing to God, He would not allow the disbelievers drink water. I can't remember exactly where I read this, I think the Qur'an.
Basically this life wasn't meant to be perfect. In fact it was meant to be shitty and painful. But if you get lemons, make lemonade!

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Basically this life wasn't meant to be perfect. In fact it was meant to be shitty and painful. But if you get lemons, make lemonade!

Pretty bad game design. Who'd want to pay for a game like that?

Originally Posted by Mark75

Pretty bad game design. Who'd want to pay for a game like that?

About 6 billion people.

Minus emos and suicidals.

Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription.

Originally Posted by Stephent91

About 6 billion people.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription.

Really? I don't remember agreeing to this at all.

Course not, you were too...unconceived at the time. You had to have a guardian sign for you. Blame your parents.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

But if you get lemons, make lemonade!

Don't you also need sugar and water for lemonade? Then it's just lemon juice. And nobody wants to drink that. Too sour!

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Hey man, if you didn't like the free trial you should have just cancelled the subscription.

That's where the suicidals come in.

But I give the premium edition universe. It costs $24,699. I accept paypal.

Oh, and don't commit suicide. That's no bueno forsure.

The universe is open-source. Once you've figured out the source code, you can alter the game and correct most of the bugs. Unfortunately, there was absolutely no documentation when the universe was released, but that's slowly improving. It would be great if more people were working on it so that we could figure out how to patch it and release a stable version with a better user interface. Until it gets a patch, I would recommend letting it run in the background and hoping it doesn't crash while you're working with another application.

Originally Posted by Mark75

When will god release a patch for this universe? Seriously, it's way unbalanced. Not to mention grinding cash is boring. And what's with all the glitches? You always need to eat and breath, but you can never do both at the same time? wtf? And do I even need to point out all the spammers that have invaded TV? I don't think so. How about a few GM's here and there, god?! Is it really that hard? Seriously, I swear you spent all your time making the rest of the universe and rushed it once you got to Earth to get it on to the shelves before the holiday season started. You must get about 2 billion emails a day about all these griefers. So do something! Worst of all, if I uninstall, I can never play again!!! ARG

And please, for the love of all that is holy, release an instruction manual!

If you keep complaining god will say f off and ignore his universe. Then eventually we will lose players because there is nomore suported masterserver. Nobody will come to the universe either because there is no advertisement for it and eventually everything in the universe will eventually lose it's regular players due to inactivity. I see it happen all the time, leave god alone or i will blame you for the downfall of the universe.


HE DOESN'T MEAN IT GOD!

I hope my class doesn't get nerfed. I'm severely undermatched as it is.