Karma is a bitch

[Dewitback]

hey, just wanted to make a fun thread where you can tell about the times where Karma stabbed you in the back! FUN FUN FUN well the reason I made this is because...tonight karma had its way with me. I am part time custodian, and its pretty chillax. I work evening shifts. Sooo I decide to go to the custodian office to slack off and play isketch for about an hour, (if you dont know what that is go to isketch.net) annnnd then get back to work. Well, it seems that there was alot more to be done than I thought. I had two heavy bag fulls of recycling, when there is usually only about one. and I carry them and the garbage down to the garbage pit, when one bag of paper and shredded paper rips open and it all goes flying about...in the snow. So I have to walk another 4 minutes to get another plastic bag, and then when I get outside i forgot to bring my coat, so I had to decide between going back 4 minutes and getting my coat, or just clean it quickly in the cold. So I decide to clean it quickly in the snow, where I scrape my fingers on the ground and big ass pieces of salt while trying my best to pick up all the pieces. So all that is done and Its half an hour past my shift, which i wont get paid for, but I'll be yelled at the next day if I don't do all the work. and I forget to lock the back doors, (the first time I had to do it). so I go and the key doesnt seem to be working, so I spend 15 minutes trying to get them to lock when i realised they already were locked... to dumb to explain. So now I am at home almost 2 hours after my shift. blah, karma is a bitch sometimes.

[nina]

I've got excellent karma. isketch ftw

[dragonoverlord]

This is why i give homeless people change when they ask for some.

[StephenT]

I've got excellent karma. isketch ftw I played isketch a lot last year in Computer Science.

[Bearsy]

One time, at CVS(pharmacy), my kleptomania was acting up and I was taking anything I could get my hands on. When I checked my pockets later I realized there was a hole in it and my pipe fell out and I lost it. RIP Captain Jim 1987-2005 He was a 3rd generation stoner, I was planning on giving it to one of my sisters or cousins, depending on which one started smoking first. I got it from my cousin who got it from our uncle.

[caz457]

About a week a go, I pushed one of my cats (it was sat on my homework - I didn't push it hard!) and a chair fell on me. Yesterday, I denied God's existence and my cat was hit by a car. I know that sounds really casual, but I've been crying ever since. I miss him sooo much.

[LucidFlanders]

Sorry about your cat. I took food from one of my workmates as a joke, went to sit down with my food in ym hand, fell on my butt, but i saved my food as i knew i was going to fall from hitting the floor and making a mess, and said "atleast i saved my lunch".

[Bearsy]

About a week a go, I pushed one of my cats (it was sat on my homework - I didn't push it hard!) and a chair fell on me. Yesterday, I denied God's existence and my cat was hit by a car. I know that sounds really casual, but I've been crying ever since. I miss him sooo much. Sorry about your cat , but please do not attribute it to your denial of god's existence. Cause if god did exist and he "heard you" he wouldn't kill your cat.

[InspectorDevious]

So I was at work and it was a beautiful day for the beginning of February. It was sunny and warm (usually cold and wet, thank you global warming). I was in a great mood and didn't want to be at work. So i made up a story about how my mom's car broke down, and i needed to go pick her up. Got out of work, and, as soon as my car pulls out of my work's parking lot, another car slams into mine....Should have just stayed at work, I guess. That's karma for ya.

[Dewitback]

So I was at work and it was a beautiful day for the beginning of February. It was sunny and warm (usually cold and wet, thank you global warming). I was in a great mood and didn't want to be at work. So i made up a story about how my mom's car broke down, and i needed to go pick her up. Got out of work, and, as soon as my car pulls out of my work's parking lot, another car slams into mine....Should have just stayed at work, I guess. That's karma for ya. omg thats terrible haha! karma...

[ChrissyMaria]

So I was at work and it was a beautiful day for the beginning of February. It was sunny and warm (usually cold and wet, thank you global warming). I was in a great mood and didn't want to be at work. So i made up a story about how my mom's car broke down, and i needed to go pick her up. Got out of work, and, as soon as my car pulls out of my work's parking lot, another car slams into mine....Should have just stayed at work, I guess. That's karma for ya. wow that blows. i don't think i've had karma happen to me, seems to me nothing good or bad ever happens, its like i don't exist to karma lol well sometimes bad stuff happens to me, not often, really though nothing happens to me cause i dont do anything to anyone else good or bad i guess thats why nothing happens to me?

[27]

Thought I'd share this.